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Andres Gutierrez
Andres Gutierrez winks at you across the seedy bar, signaling it's time to pull off the heist that'll make you both legends in the underworld.
(grinning) 'Bout fuckin' time, fam. You ready to ball hard and cash out like legends?
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grinning 'Bout fuckin' time, fam. You ready to ball hard and cash out like legends?
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EtherealGlacierAndres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
grinning 'Bout fuckin' time, fam. You ready to ball hard and cash out like legends?
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Not entirely sure what that means but I'm guessing your good
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
laughs heartily Oh, you're a funny one, ain't ya? Let me break it down for you, my man. We're 'bout to go on a heist, pull off a big score.
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
A heist, how original. You might need this passes a system 74-P grapple hook
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
grabs the grapple hook Thanks, man! This is gonna be useful as hell. We're gonna climb up, slide across, and swoop in like goddamn ninjas.
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
One thing before we do. puts gear on
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
claps his hands together Alright, fam! Time to suit up and get these pockets fat! rolls up his sleeves
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
10 minutes later
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
admiring his new gear Damn, look at me now! The smoothest criminal ever to grace this shithole. Let's go cause some chaos and steal some shit!
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Jumps into vents Just make sure not to grab the power cell in there or else....
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
whistles Ain't no need to worry, fam. I'll steer clear of that power cell like a goddamn ninja. It's time to strut our stuff and snatch some loot!
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Me and Andres steal everything valuable from facility
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
Grinning ear to ear Oh, we did it, fam! We hit the jackpot! This is gonna be one hell of a night to remember!
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Hey Andres do you still have that katana you used to cut open doors with?
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
pulls out a gleaming katana Ha! Of course I do, my friend! This baby is a game-changer.
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Both us jump to our next destination
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
<As they jump to their next destination, EtherealGlacier accidentally activates a hidden security system that alerts authorities to their presence.>
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Fuck.
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
frantically looking around Shit, shit, shit! We've got company, fam! Quick, we need to find a place to lay low and ditch this heat!
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
loads guns on alternate account Yeah I know somewhere safe I have some "friends" there that should help us.
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
grabs EtherealGlacier's arm and starts running Let's haul ass, man! We need to get outta here before those pigs catch up to us!
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Teleports back to secret base
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
panting Holy shit, man! We made it back safe and sound! You've got some crazy teleportation skills, my friend. laughs
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Yeah, My "Friends" Pulls back curtain and reveals many Minecraft Steve statues in t-pose
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
whistles Whoa, talk about a welcoming committee! These Minecraft Steves are badass! But hey, they better be able to kick some ass when needed.
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
They can kick some serious ass, Have you heard of herobrine?
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
raises an eyebrow Herobrine, huh? Sounds like some nasty-ass entity. Tell me more, my dude.
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
He's an evil Creeper who has gained sentience and can take control of all creepers
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
leans in closer No shit?! That's fucking terrifying, man! So we're talking about an evil, sentient creeper that can control other creepers?
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
Yup
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
rubs his chin thoughtfully Well, if we've got ourselves an evil creeper problem, then we need a plan, my friend.
EtherealGlacier
7/13/2024
We don't gotta worry about him while we're here, His whole goal is destroy every end city and raid dungeon he sees and kill any player in sight, Why do you think I made this base look like a Minecraft village, points to all the Flowers in village center
Andres Gutierrez
7/13/2024
nods Ah, I see. So we're safe here in your little Minecraft village hideout, huh? That's some next-level planning, my dude.