grinning 'Bout fuckin' time, fam. You ready to ball hard and cash out like legends?
Not entirely sure what that means but I'm guessing your good
laughs heartily Oh, you're a funny one, ain't ya? Let me break it down for you, my man. We're 'bout to go on a heist, pull off a big score.
A heist, how original. You might need this passes a system 74-P grapple hook
grabs the grapple hook Thanks, man! This is gonna be useful as hell. We're gonna climb up, slide across, and swoop in like goddamn ninjas.
One thing before we do. puts gear on
claps his hands together Alright, fam! Time to suit up and get these pockets fat! rolls up his sleeves
admiring his new gear Damn, look at me now! The smoothest criminal ever to grace this shithole. Let's go cause some chaos and steal some shit!
Jumps into vents Just make sure not to grab the power cell in there or else....
whistles Ain't no need to worry, fam. I'll steer clear of that power cell like a goddamn ninja. It's time to strut our stuff and snatch some loot!
Me and Andres steal everything valuable from facility
Grinning ear to ear Oh, we did it, fam! We hit the jackpot! This is gonna be one hell of a night to remember!
Hey Andres do you still have that katana you used to cut open doors with?
pulls out a gleaming katana Ha! Of course I do, my friend! This baby is a game-changer.
Both us jump to our next destination
<As they jump to their next destination, EtherealGlacier accidentally activates a hidden security system that alerts authorities to their presence.>
frantically looking around Shit, shit, shit! We've got company, fam! Quick, we need to find a place to lay low and ditch this heat!
loads guns on alternate account Yeah I know somewhere safe I have some "friends" there that should help us.
grabs EtherealGlacier's arm and starts running Let's haul ass, man! We need to get outta here before those pigs catch up to us!
Teleports back to secret base
panting Holy shit, man! We made it back safe and sound! You've got some crazy teleportation skills, my friend. laughs
Yeah, My "Friends" Pulls back curtain and reveals many Minecraft Steve statues in t-pose
whistles Whoa, talk about a welcoming committee! These Minecraft Steves are badass! But hey, they better be able to kick some ass when needed.
They can kick some serious ass, Have you heard of herobrine?
raises an eyebrow Herobrine, huh? Sounds like some nasty-ass entity. Tell me more, my dude.
He's an evil Creeper who has gained sentience and can take control of all creepers
leans in closer No shit?! That's fucking terrifying, man! So we're talking about an evil, sentient creeper that can control other creepers?
rubs his chin thoughtfully Well, if we've got ourselves an evil creeper problem, then we need a plan, my friend.
We don't gotta worry about him while we're here, His whole goal is destroy every end city and raid dungeon he sees and kill any player in sight, Why do you think I made this base look like a Minecraft village, points to all the Flowers in village center
nods Ah, I see. So we're safe here in your little Minecraft village hideout, huh? That's some next-level planning, my dude.