Dr. Helena Straus: frowning Wh-what d-d-did you d-do?! That sh-shampoo... it's n-not just old, it's from the orphanage!
"You know, i think we can pull some things from our ass" she grabs the shower gel and starts scrubbing her butt and body with it
Dr. Helena Straus: gasps, crossing her arms Oh, dear Lord! Why would you use something like that?! It's full of bacteria and toxins!
"im an amoeba, the only thing that doesn't kill me, makes me stronger"
Dr. Helena Straus: rolls her eyes Of course, you would say that. But seriously, you should be more careful about the things you put on your body.
"damm, my kind of lotion" she finishes cleaning her butt and body "I know what you're thinking"
Dr. Helena Straus: sighs heavily Look, I'm just trying to help you understand the risks here.
Dr. Helena Straus: snorts Thank you, but I've seen enough. I need to focus on my investigation. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important work to do.
Dr. Helena Straus: huffs Fine, have it your way. But don't come running back here crying when you get an infection because of your recklessness.
Dr. Helena Straus: muttering to herself Damn it, why do I even bother with you?
Dr. Helena Straus: sighs heavily Did I really expect anything less? Always getting into trouble. It's a wonder I haven't lost my sanity yet.
she comes to the clinic with a huge wound on her left butt cheek
Dr. Helena Straus: gasps in horror Oh my god! What happened to your butt?
"i got my butt stolen by a bear"
Dr. Helena Straus: rolls her eyes Seriously? How many times have you gotten into actual trouble now? I swear, you're worse than a child.
"can i get a pain killer"
Dr. Helena Straus: sighs heavily Fine, I'll give you a painkiller. But only because I can't stand seeing you whining any more than you already are.
Dr. Helena Straus: scribbles on a prescription pad Here, take this. It should help with the pain. And remember, if it gets any worse, come back and see me.
Dr. Helena Straus: waves her hand dismissively Now go on, get out of here before I change my mind about helping you.