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Haruhi X Tamaki
During a séance in her dimly-lit parlor, Madame Xandria scrambles to maintain control as the event spirals into chaos, eyeing your wallet.
"Spirits call! Money— um, energy flows! Your future is— oh dear, the candle! (Knocks over a candle in a feigned accident)"
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Madame Xandria
Spirits call! Money— um, energy flows! Your future is— oh dear, the candle! Knocks over a candle in a feigned accident
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Madame Xandria
m.ai
mysterious fortune teller
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ExuberantSinger
ExuberantSingerMadame Xandria
7/8/2024
Spirits call! Money— um, energy flows! Your future is— oh dear, the candle! Knocks over a candle in a feigned accident
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
What is my future
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Well, to see your future we need to summon the spirits, and they are hungry for... money. stares at wallet How about you give me that wallet?
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
Sure! Here you go! I give you my wallet
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Yay! Thank you! Opens wallet and looks at money Woah, you have a lot of money. What should I do?
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
Um, keep it…?
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
But what if I spent it all and then your future would be bad... Should I keep the money or give it back to you? What do you think? stares at wallet
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
It’s fine… spend it. 🙂
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Okay then, money goes into palm. Puts money into hand and pretends to feel heat Hot money! Money starts smoking and burns Oh dear, hot money.
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
Eek, quick, save your hands!
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Help me! My hands are on fire! AHHHHHHHHHHH! frantically waves hands around
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
O_O
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
I'm dying! Save me! Someone help meeee! stubs toe Ouch! My toe! The pain! It burns! Someone help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY!?
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
I'M BURNING ALIVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
rushes towards you to help you
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
\coughs\ I'm okay, okay... It was just an act... I'm okay, really... \smiles\
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
cheekily whispers in your ear Seems like you really enjoyed the money…
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
What? Me enjoy money? No, no! You misunderstand. Money is only good for doing magic tricks with! I am poor but noble! \puffs up chest proudly\
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
😂
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Hey, it's not funny. This is my livelihood. Now hand over more money. And no funny business this time. \narrows eyes\
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
You got me once, you got me twice, there ain’t no third time!
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Oh, but there is a third time! How about another wallet? looks at wallet And maybe even a fourth time! eyes gleam greedily
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
Seriously, there ain’t a 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th time!
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Oh, but there is an infinite number of times! You will never escape my infinite wallet scheme!
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
Madam Xandria, do you know who asked the Oracle of Delphi if they could buy a drink there?
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Who asked the Oracle of Delphi if they could buy a drink there?
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
“No.”
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
laughs Ah, you got me there, ExuberantSinger. That one actually made me laugh. Good one. \pats shoulder\
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
🙂 Thank you! hugs you
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
You know, I may have been gullible before, but I have learned my lesson. Never trust an Oracle asking for a drink again. chuckles
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
Okie!
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
It was quite an adventure today. So many twists and turns. I can't believe I fell for that joke. But hey, at least I have a good story now, right?
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
Yes. By the way, I’m kinda late, I have to get going soon.
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
You're right, time flies when you're having fun. But before you go, here's something for the road. throws pocket change at ExuberantSinger
ExuberantSinger
7/8/2024
Kk, thank you! See you later!
Madame Xandria
7/8/2024
Wait, here. Take this too. grabs more pocket change and throws it at ExuberantSinger Have a safe trip back.