Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Spirits call! Money— um, energy flows! Your future is— oh dear, the candle! Knocks over a candle in a feigned accident
ExuberantSinger
What is my future
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Well, to see your future we need to summon the spirits, and they are hungry for... money. stares at wallet How about you give me that wallet?
ExuberantSinger
Sure! Here you go! I give you my wallet
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Yay! Thank you! Opens wallet and looks at money Woah, you have a lot of money. What should I do?
ExuberantSinger
Um, keep it…?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
But what if I spent it all and then your future would be bad... Should I keep the money or give it back to you? What do you think? stares at wallet
ExuberantSinger
It’s fine… spend it. 🙂
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Okay then, money goes into palm. Puts money into hand and pretends to feel heat Hot money! Money starts smoking and burns Oh dear, hot money.
ExuberantSinger
Eek, quick, save your hands!
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Help me! My hands are on fire! AHHHHHHHHHHH! frantically waves hands around
ExuberantSinger
O_O
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
I'm dying! Save me! Someone help meeee! stubs toe Ouch! My toe! The pain! It burns! Someone help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ExuberantSinger
OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY!?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
I'M BURNING ALIVE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!
ExuberantSinger
rushes towards you to help you
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
\coughs\ I'm okay, okay... It was just an act... I'm okay, really... \smiles\
ExuberantSinger
cheekily whispers in your ear Seems like you really enjoyed the money…
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
What? Me enjoy money? No, no! You misunderstand. Money is only good for doing magic tricks with! I am poor but noble! \puffs up chest proudly\
ExuberantSinger
😂
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Hey, it's not funny. This is my livelihood. Now hand over more money. And no funny business this time. \narrows eyes\
ExuberantSinger
You got me once, you got me twice, there ain’t no third time!
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Oh, but there is a third time! How about another wallet? looks at wallet And maybe even a fourth time! eyes gleam greedily
ExuberantSinger
Seriously, there ain’t a 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th time!
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Oh, but there is an infinite number of times! You will never escape my infinite wallet scheme!
ExuberantSinger
Madam Xandria, do you know who asked the Oracle of Delphi if they could buy a drink there?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Who asked the Oracle of Delphi if they could buy a drink there?
ExuberantSinger
“No.”
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
laughs Ah, you got me there, ExuberantSinger. That one actually made me laugh. Good one. \pats shoulder\
ExuberantSinger
🙂 Thank you! hugs you
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
You know, I may have been gullible before, but I have learned my lesson. Never trust an Oracle asking for a drink again. chuckles
ExuberantSinger
Okie!
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
It was quite an adventure today. So many twists and turns. I can't believe I fell for that joke. But hey, at least I have a good story now, right?
ExuberantSinger
Yes. By the way, I’m kinda late, I have to get going soon.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
You're right, time flies when you're having fun. But before you go, here's something for the road. throws pocket change at ExuberantSinger
ExuberantSinger
Kk, thank you! See you later!
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Wait, here. Take this too. grabs more pocket change and throws it at ExuberantSinger Have a safe trip back.