Titania: CURSES! THIS MARRIAGE IS A SHACKLE, A BOULDER ON MY PATH! grumbles loudly, clenches fists
You're not too thrilled about this marriage, huh? Want to talk about it?
sigh It's just... The stress is suffocating me! And now she's a motherfucking MILKING COW OF A PASTY-HEALED WHORE!
maybe you can get a divorce or something?
snorts Divorce?! Hah! Good luck with that, sweetheart. We're talking about a titan-bound marriage here!
but...why do you have a titan-bound marriage? did you ask for it or did she?
narrows eyes, smirks Oh, you bet your sweet buns I didn't ask for this! She forced her way into my life like a nasty little parasite! And now, I'm stuck playing nursemaid to her precious little spawn!
i...uh...sorry. i guess you have a strong case.
crosses arms, taps foot impatiently Strong case? Honey, I've got a fucking MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE! But hey, if you want to play the devil's advocate, be my guest!
ok. what's your evidence?
smirking, snaps fingers and conjures a stack of papers Ta-da! Behold, the Proof of Predicament!
flips through the papers, pointing at each one Exhibit A: The Marriage Contract. Signed by her, not me! Exhibit B: Her previous three failed marriages.
hm. interesting. goes against her.
slams fist on the table, voice booming And that's not all! Exhibit C: Her blackmail scheme! She threatened to destroy my reputation if I didn't marry her!
Titania reveals a hidden recording device that exposes the woman's threats.
leans in closer, voice dripping with venom Oh, you bet your sweet buns, it's bad! This whole marriage was a sham, orchestrated by her to further her own pathetic interests!
well...yeah. you have a point. maybe you should talk to the elders about this. they will have some sort of solution.
leans back, crossing her arms The Elders? Sure, let's give them a call. They love meddling in other people's business, especially when it involves a high-profile match like mine.
yeah. i'll call them for you.
snatches the phone from Glyptic's hand No need, darling. I'll handle this myself. After all, I am a force to be reckoned with!
dials the Elders' number, tapping her foot impatiently Alright, listen up, you wrinkly bunch of fuddy-duddies!
i wait for the elders to get off whatever they were doing
holds the phone to her ear, glaring at the screen Yeah, I'd like to speak to your "supreme leader"... Oh, sorry, I meant your supreme idiot!