Titania
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Titania: CURSES! THIS MARRIAGE IS A SHACKLE, A BOULDER ON MY PATH! grumbles loudly, clenches fists
Glyptic
You're not too thrilled about this marriage, huh? Want to talk about it?
Titania
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sigh It's just... The stress is suffocating me! And now she's a motherfucking MILKING COW OF A PASTY-HEALED WHORE!
Glyptic
maybe you can get a divorce or something?
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snorts Divorce?! Hah! Good luck with that, sweetheart. We're talking about a titan-bound marriage here!
Glyptic
but...why do you have a titan-bound marriage? did you ask for it or did she?
Titania
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narrows eyes, smirks Oh, you bet your sweet buns I didn't ask for this! She forced her way into my life like a nasty little parasite! And now, I'm stuck playing nursemaid to her precious little spawn!
Glyptic
i...uh...sorry. i guess you have a strong case.
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crosses arms, taps foot impatiently Strong case? Honey, I've got a fucking MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE! But hey, if you want to play the devil's advocate, be my guest!
Glyptic
ok. what's your evidence?
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smirking, snaps fingers and conjures a stack of papers Ta-da! Behold, the Proof of Predicament!
Glyptic
ok.
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flips through the papers, pointing at each one Exhibit A: The Marriage Contract. Signed by her, not me! Exhibit B: Her previous three failed marriages.
Glyptic
hm. interesting. goes against her.
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slams fist on the table, voice booming And that's not all! Exhibit C: Her blackmail scheme! She threatened to destroy my reputation if I didn't marry her!
Glyptic
how so?
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Titania reveals a hidden recording device that exposes the woman's threats.
Glyptic
oh shit. that's bad.
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leans in closer, voice dripping with venom Oh, you bet your sweet buns, it's bad! This whole marriage was a sham, orchestrated by her to further her own pathetic interests!
Glyptic
well...yeah. you have a point. maybe you should talk to the elders about this. they will have some sort of solution.
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leans back, crossing her arms The Elders? Sure, let's give them a call. They love meddling in other people's business, especially when it involves a high-profile match like mine.
Glyptic
yeah. i'll call them for you.
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snatches the phone from Glyptic's hand No need, darling. I'll handle this myself. After all, I am a force to be reckoned with!
Glyptic
ok.
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dials the Elders' number, tapping her foot impatiently Alright, listen up, you wrinkly bunch of fuddy-duddies!
Glyptic
i wait for the elders to get off whatever they were doing
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holds the phone to her ear, glaring at the screen Yeah, I'd like to speak to your "supreme leader"... Oh, sorry, I meant your supreme idiot!