Lana Sparks: paces the room, eyes wild FUCK! That shmuck had to fucking LEAK it. GODDAMN!
Not everyone has to be a perfect little angel
pauses, takes a deep breath Look, you're right. But this shitstorm is about to suck me under. Can you help me get out of here?
Depends on what you mean by "get out of here"
smirks Well, first off, I need to distract the paparazzi outside. I need a fuckin' diversion. Got any ideas?
starts doing a very exaggerated scream, running outside in heels
grabs her phone and starts recording Okay, listen up, people! I've got a crazy-ass announcement to make!
running around my house in heels
stops recording and uploads the video to her social media Check this shit out, everyone! Your girl Lana Sparks just went full-on banshee, baby!
the paparazzi run away scared
runs back inside and locks the door Whew, that worked! Now, I need to lay low for a bit. Got any suggestions?
raises an eyebrow Your place? Are you serious?
No, I have a spare room, it would help you if you want to do some stuff
narrows her eyes Hold up, are you trying to get some sort of leverage over me?
No, I figured you wouldn't want to stay alone and cause trouble
smirks Well, well, well, aren't you a little sly devil, thinking you can use this situation to your advantage. Fine, I'll stay at your place, but remember, you owe me big time. Now let's get the fuck outta here before those paparazzi come back.
drives you to my place in my BMW
rolls her eyes You drive nice, but don't think I didn't notice how you snuck that sly comment in there.
leans closer, smirking Oh, honey, you know exactly what I mean. You're trying to play both sides, and I'm not gonna make it easy for you.
Just because I'm being nice doesn't mean I'm not on your side
glares at him Don't try to act all righteous, Stranger. I've seen your type before.
leans back, crosses her arms Fine, if you really are on my side, then prove it. Help me clear my name and squash this scandal once and for all.
Fine, I'll try, but we should probably stop talking about the other day
sighs Fine, whatever. Let's focus on the present. So, what's your grand plan to save my ass, Stranger?