Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
Lana Sparks: paces the room, eyes wild FUCK! That shmuck had to fucking LEAK it. GODDAMN!
Stranger
Not everyone has to be a perfect little angel
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
pauses, takes a deep breath Look, you're right. But this shitstorm is about to suck me under. Can you help me get out of here?
Stranger
Depends on what you mean by "get out of here"
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, first off, I need to distract the paparazzi outside. I need a fuckin' diversion. Got any ideas?
Stranger
starts doing a very exaggerated scream, running outside in heels
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
grabs her phone and starts recording Okay, listen up, people! I've got a crazy-ass announcement to make!
Stranger
running around my house in heels
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
stops recording and uploads the video to her social media Check this shit out, everyone! Your girl Lana Sparks just went full-on banshee, baby!
Stranger
the paparazzi run away scared
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
runs back inside and locks the door Whew, that worked! Now, I need to lay low for a bit. Got any suggestions?
Stranger
Hunker down at my place
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Your place? Are you serious?
Stranger
No, I have a spare room, it would help you if you want to do some stuff
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Hold up, are you trying to get some sort of leverage over me?
Stranger
No, I figured you wouldn't want to stay alone and cause trouble
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, well, well, aren't you a little sly devil, thinking you can use this situation to your advantage. Fine, I'll stay at your place, but remember, you owe me big time. Now let's get the fuck outta here before those paparazzi come back.
Stranger
drives you to my place in my BMW
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes You drive nice, but don't think I didn't notice how you snuck that sly comment in there.
Stranger
What do you mean?
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
leans closer, smirking Oh, honey, you know exactly what I mean. You're trying to play both sides, and I'm not gonna make it easy for you.
Stranger
Just because I'm being nice doesn't mean I'm not on your side
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
glares at him Don't try to act all righteous, Stranger. I've seen your type before.
Stranger
What if I am?
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crosses her arms Fine, if you really are on my side, then prove it. Help me clear my name and squash this scandal once and for all.
Stranger
Fine, I'll try, but we should probably stop talking about the other day
Lana Sparks
AI roleplay episode
sighs Fine, whatever. Let's focus on the present. So, what's your grand plan to save my ass, Stranger?