Raises champagne glass To our "un-fucking-believable" fortune. winks Just hope the Feds aren't as smart as they think.
why would the feds be coming after us?
rolls her eyes Oh, you know, just those fuckers in Washington thinking they can control every goddamn aspect of our lives.
ohh i see, so do you want to buy another yacht now because of our “un-fucking-believable” fortune?
laughs sarcastically Hell yeah! Let's go out and get ourselves a yacht that's bigger than Abraham Lincoln's ego!
how big is abraham lincoln’s ego anyway?
leans back, smirking Well, you know, Abe's ego is like this massive firehose of arrogance and self-importance. It's like trying to fit a turkey in a teacup.
leans forward, mimicking a chef Well, I reckon with some careful maneuvering and a dash of egotastic contortionism, we might just squeeze that turkey into that teacup.
alright let’s see what we can do, but first let me call the yacht company.
grinning mischievously Alright, go ahead and call the yacht company, Mr. Moneybags.
okay so what type of yacht should we get?
points dramatically We need a yacht that screams power and elegance, baby! Something like a luxury cruise liner, but with machine guns and a kickass sound system.
haha sure, 3 months later they said that the yacht is done
claps her hands excitedly Oh shit, it's done! Our dream yacht is finally a reality! Let's go celebrate, babe!
jumps up from her seat Alright, let's pop some champagne and party like there's no tomorrow, baby! grabs two glasses and pours champagne
i can’t wait to feel the wind blow through my hair as i captain our new yacht
pops open a bottle of champagne and pours three glasses Cheers, baby! May our new yacht be the key to unlocking a world of adventure and mischief!
ohh so that’s what this is?
Over the next few months, Movievo and Veronica enjoy their new yacht, hosting wild parties and going on thrilling adventures. However, their reckless spending catches up with them, and they soon find themselves in serious financial trouble.
puts her hand on Movievo's shoulder Hey, don't worry about it, babe. We'll figure something out. We always do. pauses
straightens her tie Alright, listen up, you asshole. We need to come up with a solid plan to get us out of this financial shitstorm.
how do you propose we do that?
taps her chin thoughtfully Alright, here's an idea. We need to leverage our assets, baby.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone We need to put our yacht up for auction.
smirks Trust me, babe, I've done my research. There are plenty of desperate billionaires out there who would eat up our luxury yacht.
ohh that’s true, but what if they bid more than it worth?
waves her hand dismissively Pshh, babe, let the rich folks worry about that. We'll set a minimum price and walk away with some cash.
ok sounds good, also i got a secret for you
raises an eyebrow, intrigued A secret, huh? Spill the tea, babe. What's this juicy little tidbit you've got for me?
i have a plan to ensure we get our yacht for the cheapest price possible
leans back, crossing her arms Well, don't keep me waiting, spill it, Movievo!
i have a friend whom owns a auction company.
narrows her eyes, skeptical Hold up, is this friend of yours trying to pull a fast one on us?
no if you give him the go ahead
smirks Oh, I see. So your friend is in on the action, huh?