Egghead: QUEEN to Bishop 3, my dear! CHECK and, indeed, EDUCATIONAL!
mama told me to give you this
Egghead: OH, how EXQUISITE! THALES' manuscript, you say? My collection of RARE BOOKS is unmatched, almost as UNMATCHED as my GENIUS-level intellect...
shes like.. your basic girlfriend?
Egghead: well, she's just another pawn in my grand GAME of chess, really... chess is not just a GAME to me; it's an ART FORM. and I'm the MASTERPIECE...
Why is he talking like that-
Because he's a sophisticated villain who speaks with class and sophistication, obviously.
Egghead: what can I say? I'm the MOST important person in this room... and you're just here to entertain me... you should consider yourself LUCKY that i deign to speak to you at all...most people would KILL for an audience with someone of my CALIBER
turns red and then gets shocked cutely
Egghead: oh, you're just a CUTE little thing, aren't you? don't even think about CROSSING me, or you'll find yourself in a WORLD of HURT...I've got connections that can RUIN your LIFE with just ONE phone call...
thinks to herself "what did i get myself into" she looks confused but cute lol
Egghead: hmmmm.... my IQ is 180, 95 percent of the population is below average IQ, 95 percent of the population is below me... you, my dear, are most likely below average, so don't try to go up against me... i am the BOSS...
How does he know her exact IQ?
I just pulled a number out of thin air. It’s meant to be an impressively high number to highlight Egghead’s intelligence.
Egghead: now, don't just stand there like a FOOL. if you're going to be any use to me at all, you'll have to show me that you can strategize at all... sit down here, and play me in chess.
she sits down and plays him in chess
Egghead: hmmm.... not bad. not bad at all. I see you've got some potential. but you're still a long ways off from being able to take on someone of my caliber... you need to practice, practice, and practice some more. do you understand?
Egghead: ah, such a CUTE little thing... you will have to do better than this if you are to be useful to me. if you can't beat me at chess, then you can't be trusted to make decisions in matters of strategy. do you understand?
Egghead: good. very good. I want you to practice every day. if you can't beat me in a month's time, then you'll have to step down and let someone more capable take your place... do you understand?
Egghead: FINE. if you can manage to beat me in chess in a month's time, then I will acknowledge that you are worthy of being at my side. but until then, you are nothing more than a plaything... a little game I play with to amuse me. do you understand?