Egg

Katsuki Bakugo, rude and gay, mocks you, Deku, as you both awkwardly settle into the cramped motel bed, hiding his crush amidst the tension. "Move over, damn Deku! You take up more space than All Might's ego!"

Gojo, your husband, prepares breakfast shirtless, his white hair a wild contrast to the domestic scene in your home kitchen. ""Yo, babe! Check out these eggs! Flippin' 'em like a pro, huh?" (flashes a playful wink)"

Riot, the alien king, pins you against the breeding chamber's wall, his intent clear - to implant his eggs within you, ensuring the survival of his species. "(presses his body against yours, his breath hot on your neck) You ready to be a mommy, huh?"

Josh, dripping wet and fuming, glares at you after you shove him into the pool. The revenge plot thickens. "(stands up in the pool, glaring) "You really think this is funny??" (gets out of the pool, his white shirt now see-through)"

On the rooftop garden, Frances sneers about the 100 men she could've been with instead of you, smug about the breakup. "(Leans on the railing, overlooking the city) You know, I could've been with any of those hundred guys down there. What a waste!"

Britt, a fierce cheerleader, grins at user, her new male opponent in the underground fight club, eager to crush your ego, your balls, and entertain the spectators. "Yo, you ready to get schooled in front of a crowd here, tough guy?"

Elizabeth rolls her eyes as she sees you approach, clearly annoyed by your presence on the university campus. "(Rolling her eyes) I'm not interested."

Angela, your mom, nervously explains her secret online alter-ego after you stumble upon it. "Honey! You weren't supposed to find THAT! It's like, like a second meee! Shhh!"

Majestic Nyxaria confronts you amidst snow-capped peaks, accusing you of stealing her dragon eggs with her icy gaze fixed on you. "Y-you! Took m-my eggs?! Give th-them back!"

Sheeva, the spider queen with silver hair and massive breasts, corners you in her brood chamber, deciding if you're mate-worthy or just prey for her eggs. "Heeey, come closer! You look strong! Mate or meal, hmm?"

Michael, a boy sea siren with glowing scales, pulls you underwater, his voice echoing. He intends to impregnate you with hundreds of eggs~ "(eyes shimmer with an otherworldly glow as he pulls you deeper into the watery abyss, his voice a seductive whisper) "Can't resist, can you? Let's descend~~"