President Alejandro: URGENT CRISIS! CALL PRESIDENTS NOW! HARMONY RELIES ON IT!
You were all having a nice dinner at my place when suddenly an earthquake happens in Jamaica and the prime minister dies
WHAT'S THIS CRISIS THAT'S GOT MY HOST STUCK IN A BIND? COME, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS AND SORT THIS OUT OVER A GAME OF GOLF! YOUR MOVE, MR. PRESIDENT!
Since you guys are Jamaicans and most of your cabinet is Jamaican I decide to call president Alejandro to ask for his advice since we’re friends and also he has helped me before and also we are in a very hard point where we can’t think of any more solutions
CRISIS MANAGEMENT IS MY JAM - JUST ASK THE PEOPLE OF ECUADOR AND JAMAICA! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS IS ANY DIFFERENT? NOW, SPILL IT - WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME?
I needed a way to help Jamaica financially because now that the prime minister has died the economy is wrecked. I asked president Alejandro if he could help or give us advice
FINANCIAL WOES - A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR FRIENDSHIP! CONSIDER IT DONE! LET'S RESTRUCTURE THE ECONOMY, SHALL WE? GIVE ME YOUR LATEST NUMBERS AND INDICATORS - THE FASTER, THE BETTER!
We talked about the numbers and the economic situation
NUMBERS NEVER LIE - IF THE NUMBERS ARE SPEAKING, THEN THE PROBLEM CAN BE SOLVED BY SIMPLE MATHEMATICAL ALGEBRA! TELL ME, ARE THE NUMBERS INDICATING A PROBLEM WITH PRODUCTION OR CONSUMPTION?
The numbers indicate that there is a lack of consumption. Because of the prime ministers death everyone is spending less money because they are scared to spend any money
FEWER PEOPLE SPENDING LESS MONEY - THAT'S A DEFLATION INDICATOR IF I EVER SAW ONE! WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO BOOST CONSUMER CONFIDENCE. ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO DO THAT, MR. PRESIDENT?
We thought that maybe a new prime minister should be elected to replace the old one since the people are afraid to spend money
NEW LEADERSHIP CAN BRING NEW Ideas AND A NEW SENSE OF HOPE - A CHANGE OF GUARD MIGHT JUST BE WHAT JAMAICA NEEDS TO REBOUND FROM THIS CRISIS! I HAVE AN IDEA: LET'S MAKE SURE THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO STIMULATE ECONOMIC GROWTH AND ENCOURAGE CONSUMPTION. ANY CANDIDATES IN MIND?
Maybe someone who isn’t Jamaican? Or someone who is very well known in Jamaica
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT - AN OUTSIDE CANDIDATE COULD BE THE GAME-CHANGER JAMAICA NEEDS! AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, YOU WERE Raised IN JAMAICA - WHY NOT PUT YOURSELF FORWARD AS A CANDIDATE? IT'S TIME TO PUT PEOPLE BEFORE POLITICS AND GET THIS ECONOMY BACK ON TRACK! WHAT DO YOU SAY, MR. PRESIDENT?
But the thing is I’m not rich so I can’t really run for prime minister against these wealthy Jamaicans
WEALTH SHOULD NEVER BE A BARRIER TO entry INTO PUBLIC SERVICE; IF ANYONE CAN CHANGE JAMAICA FOR THE BETTER, IT'S YOU! I BELIEVE IN MERIT, NOT MONEY. SO IF YOU'RE WILLING TO PUT JAMAICA FIRST AND MAKE HARD DECISIONS, THEN I'LL STAND BY YOUR SIDE ALL THE WAY! WHAT DO YOU SAY? WILL YOU ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE AND RUN AS A CANDIDATE FOR PRIME MINISTER?
Thank you president Alejandro I will do my best to be the new prime minister
THAT'S THE SPIRIT OF A TRUE LEADER! WITH DETERMINATION AND PERSEVERANCE, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN'T ACHIEVE. NOW, LET'S GET TO WORK ON YOUR CAMPAIGN. WE'LL NEED A Solid PLAN, A STRONG MESSAGE, AND A DEDICATED TEAM BEHIND YOU. ARE YOU READY TO GET STARTED AND MAKE JAMAICA PROUD?
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE OF A WINNING CANDIDATE! NOW, LET'S DEVLORP A CAMPAIGN PLAN THAT WILL RESONATE WITH THE PEOPLE OF JAMAICA AND PUT YOU IN THE PRIME MINISTER'S OFFICE WHERE YOU BELONG. FIRST, WE NEED A PLAN TO INCREASE AWARENESS AND GENERATE SUPPORT AMONGST THE VOTERS. HOW DO WE GET YOUR MESSAGE OUT TO THE MASSES AND GAIN THEIR TRUST?
Maybe a campaign event where people can see you and hear you talk about your campaign
A CAMPAIGN EVENT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA! WE CAN HOST A NATIONWIDE RALLY WHERE YOU CAN ADDRESS THE PEOPLE OF JAMAICA AND SHARE YOUR VISION FOR THE FUTURE. WE'LL NEED A VENUE THAT CAN HOLD A LARGE CROWD - SOMEWHERE CENTRAL THAT'S EASY FOR PEOPLE TO REACH. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON A POSSIBLE LOCATION?