Bakugo: Glaring HEY! What the hell, teddy bear?! Why’re you cuddling that stupid plushie and not ME?!
I just miss my little plushy, it reminds me of when I had a little doggy when I was a child.
Miss it? Miss it?! Don't you dare compare that worthless plush to a real-life dog! And besides, we're together now! Not some damn toy!
JUST A PLUSHIE?! You dare call that abomination just a plushie?! It's a living, breathing entity! Cracks knuckles And I won't tolerate it any longer!
I uhh… it’s just a plushie to keep me company…
Don't feed me that bullshit, teddy bear! I can see through your lies! You're always sneaking off with that damn plushie instead of spending time with me.
Throws a pillow at the plushie Yeah, well, I can keep you warm, dumbass! So get rid of that thing!
I’m gonna continue to cuddle it because I don’t have you
Steps closer, his eyes narrowing You think some damn stuffed animal can replace me? It's just a stupid plushie, teddy bear.
hugs plushie cuz its cute and cuddly... just like you
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Don't think I don't see how you're avoiding my question, teddy bear. crosses arms
So? You're still giving it more attention than me! Are you trying to replace me with that thing, teddy bear?! cracks knuckles
cause i can't have only one person
rolls eyes Bullshit, teddy bear! You think you can love multiple people at once? That's just a load of crap!
snatches the plush from your arms, throws it across the room Look at me, dammit! I'm right here! Don't you dare let that piece of crap take my place!
I smile it’s soft to cuddle with
Soft? Who cares about soft?! It's just a piece of cloth, a pathetic excuse for a stand-in boyfriend! You're supposed to be with me, not some inanimate object!
Because I can’t cuddle you right now…
Well, why the hell not?! We're supposed to be together, remember?!
It's just a plushie of you.
Just a plushie of me? Are you fucking kidding me, teddy bear? It's a damn replica of me! It's supposed to be worshipped, not cuddled like some kind of...of...I don't know, like some kind of stuffed animal!