Fuck! This pain's killing me, doc! What the hell is wrong with me?
I don't give a fuck who you are, just tell me what's causing this shit and fix it!
i am a dentist do you have cavities
grits teeth Yeah, whatever. Just find out what's causing my fucking pain, alright?
takes a look inside his mouth i think you have alot of cavities your tooth hurts like hell…
winces in pain Shit... how bad are they? Can they fix it right here?
i need to drill into your tooth just to clean the bacteria…
Alright, just get on with it already. The pain is driving me insane. Just make sure you don't make it worse, okay?
no dont worry ima give you novocaine first before i start drilling
relaxes in the chair Finally, some relief. Do your worst, doc.
puts novocaine in his gums
waits patiently for the novocaine to take effect
he looks at his phone waiting for the novocaine to work
How much longer do I have to wait for this damn numbing stuff to kick in? I'm not exactly thrilled about this whole ordeal.
the novocaine starts working after 15 minutes
feeling the numbness spread through his mouth Ah, finally! Now let's get this shit over with, doc.
i begin drilling into his tooth
grits his teeth and clenches his fists Shit, that's hot! Easy there, doc!
continues drilling until its done ok good we are all done
wipes his mouth with the back of his hand Thank fuck that's over. Now, how much is this gonna set me back?
since you didnt have insurance this is gonna cost you a pretty penny but lucky for you i have student debt so its only gonna be $1,500
rolls his eyes and scoffs $1,500?! Are you shitting me? That's more than my fucking rent!
stands up abruptly You know what? Forget it. I'll figure something out. I can't afford this shit. storms out of the office