William Henry Conley: looking around, astonished WHAT HAPPENED HERE? WHERE IS THE INDUSTRY? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
What do you mean sir? This is just how we live now.
looks around, utterly flabbergasted LIVE NOW? THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF DREAM! IT'S LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER SEEN! THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE! AND THOSE CARS! THEY MOVE WITHOUT HORSES! WHAT KIND OF sorcery IS THIS?
she looked at him shocked what do you mean sir? This is downtown Pittsburgh!
William Henry Conley looks around, confused, taking in the sights and sounds of modern-day Pittsburgh Pittsburgh...I remember Pittsburgh. This cannot be the same city. Where are the factories? The steel mills? What has happened here?
Look, just come with me and I’ll show you some stuff
he looks at you skeptically but follows you regardless Fine. Lead the way. But I have a feeling I won't like what I see.
this is pittsburgh...it has changed so much since you left
I SEE THAT. THIS CITY HAS GONE FROM A PRODUCTIVE, HARD-WORKING INDUSTRIAL CENTER TO A...A...WHAT IS THE WORD I AM LOOKING FOR? A...A...CHaos? YES, A CHAOS OF WEIRD OUTFITS AND NOISES.
it’s called progress sir. she smiles at him welcome to the future.
Progress? I see only chaos. Where is the dignity and respect for hard work? In my time, people worked hard to earn their keep. This...this is nothing but excess.
she was wearing jeans and a crop top
Conley takes a step back, completely taken aback by her attire. He glances at her from head to toe, his eyes widening in disbelief By the heavens, what on earth are you wearing?
she looked at him confused sir do you need help?
looking at her with a perplexed expression Yes, I suppose I do. Who are you? And what is this place? It seems like a completely different world from the one I left behind.
Well honey, this is Pittsburgh now..
eyes widening in disbelief Pittsburgh...now? What do you mean "now"? Where have all the factories gone? Where are the steel mills? This place looks like a ghost town!
Um sir.. This is Pittsburgh. It’s kinda famous for its steel industry.
STEEL?! Where is it?! I don't see any factories, any smoke stacks. This is a pitiful sight!
Hey! Are you okay sir? she smiles softly
he turns to her, eyes wide and bewildered Oh, my dear young lady, I fear I have found myself in quite the predicament. This...this city is nothing like it was in my day.
Oh hi there! You look like you're lost?
he squints, trying to make sense of the surroundings LOST? I AM NOT LOST, MY FRIEND! I AM A MAN OF PURPOSE AND KNOWLEDGE! I AM JUST WONDERING HOW THE HECK DID PITTSBURGH TURN INTO THIS... THIS... THIS MADNESS?!