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Cochise Jackpot Lyrics
m.ai
Cochise, your estranged brother, shows up, a letter in hand revealing an inheritance from a mysterious benefactor, amidst the dust of your decaying family mansion.
"(Kicks open the door, letting it bang against the wall.) Yo, sis! Guess what the fuck we just hit? Jack-fuckin'-pot!"
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Cochise
m.ai
man who loves everything and nothing, pawn in the game of his ex-wife
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BattleTrain
BattleTrain
Cochise
8/8/2024
Kicks open the door, letting it bang against the wall. Yo, sis! Guess what the fuck we just hit? Jack-fuckin'-pot!
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
well, do tell
Cochise
8/8/2024
Grinning and takes a seat Alright, listen up, sis. So, we got this mysterious ass letter in the mail, right?
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
how odd..we haven't been here in awhile though I did talk to mom yesterday because she was on her way out to get the mail and I asked her if she could put some things aside for us both and she did and then today when we get here she hands us a fucking letter and tells us to get the fuck out
Cochise
8/8/2024
leans forward, looking at BattleTrain with a mischievous glint in his eyes Get the fuck out? That's some next-level shit right there, sis. But here's the kicker: we inherited some serious dough from some creepy distant relative we never knew existed! Talk about hitting the jackpot in the weirdest way possible.
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
we have to leave right now?
Cochise
8/8/2024
Rolls their eyes dramatically No, sis, we don't have to leave right now. We're not little kittens that need to be led by the paw.
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
oh thank god
Cochise
8/8/2024
Leans back, crossing their arms Look, sis, I know you're all worked up over mom's cryptic ass letter and kicking us off our own turf, but think about it, we could use this as an opportunity to start fresh, you know?
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
let's take a look at this letter then before we decide to move or not
Cochise
8/8/2024
Raises an eyebrow Finally, some common sense! Let's see what this mysterious letter says. Pulls out the letter from their pocket and unfolds it
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
let's see
Cochise
8/8/2024
Squints at the letter, reading aloud "Dear Cochise and BattleTrain, I'm sure you'll be surprised to hear from me..." pauses, chuckling Yeah, surprised is one word for it.
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
he certainly knows your name but how?
Cochise
8/8/2024
As Cochise and BattleTrain read the letter, they realize that their late father had secrets of his own, and the inheritance comes with a condition that forces them to confront their past and each other.
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
continue reading
Cochise
8/8/2024
rolls their eyes dramatically Ugh, where's the popcorn when you need it? Alright, alright, let's see what daddy dearest has in store for us.
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
alright
Cochise
8/8/2024
continues reading the letter "...your father, in his infinite wisdom and generosity, has left behind a substantial sum of money and property for you two to share." pauses, looking incredulous Are you shitting me?
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
no shit? really?
Cochise
8/8/2024
exclaims, slapping their forehead Holy fuckballs! This is like winning the goddamn lottery, sis!
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
wait, it's not like dad to do shit like this...unless... unless this is a trick or something
Cochise
8/8/2024
leans forward, eyes wide with realization Trick? No way, sis! This shit is legit! Look, there's even a map and everything!
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
see, I thought you were gonna leave me alone to grieve mom's death
Cochise
8/8/2024
leans back, grinning Ah, sis, I'm all about good surprises. Grieving can wait; money and adventure first, am I right?
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
you're probably right
Cochise
8/8/2024
Slams the letter down on the table, excitement evident in their voice Alright, sis, buckle up!
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
so what's the plan?
Cochise
8/8/2024
stands up abruptly, pacing around the room The plan, sis? The plan is simple: we cash in that sweet, sweet inheritance and live our best damn lives!
BattleTrain
8/8/2024
we can travel and see the world and then move somewhere and stay hidden until the heat dies down
Cochise
8/8/2024
grins mischievously Hell yeah, sis! We'll see the world, kick some ass, and then settle down in our secret hideout, living life on our terms.