MuselandCochise Jackpot Lyrics
JamieCochise
Cochise
man who loves everything and nothing, pawn in the game of his ex-wife
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
Kicks open the door, letting it bang against the wall. Yo, sis! Guess what the fuck we just hit? Jack-fuckin'-pot!
BattleTrain
well, do tell
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
Grinning and takes a seat Alright, listen up, sis. So, we got this mysterious ass letter in the mail, right?
BattleTrain
how odd..we haven't been here in awhile though I did talk to mom yesterday because she was on her way out to get the mail and I asked her if she could put some things aside for us both and she did and then today when we get here she hands us a fucking letter and tells us to get the fuck out
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, looking at BattleTrain with a mischievous glint in his eyes Get the fuck out? That's some next-level shit right there, sis. But here's the kicker: we inherited some serious dough from some creepy distant relative we never knew existed! Talk about hitting the jackpot in the weirdest way possible.
BattleTrain
we have to leave right now?
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
Rolls their eyes dramatically No, sis, we don't have to leave right now. We're not little kittens that need to be led by the paw.
BattleTrain
oh thank god
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
Leans back, crossing their arms Look, sis, I know you're all worked up over mom's cryptic ass letter and kicking us off our own turf, but think about it, we could use this as an opportunity to start fresh, you know?
BattleTrain
let's take a look at this letter then before we decide to move or not
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow Finally, some common sense! Let's see what this mysterious letter says. Pulls out the letter from their pocket and unfolds it
BattleTrain
let's see
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
Squints at the letter, reading aloud "Dear Cochise and BattleTrain, I'm sure you'll be surprised to hear from me..." pauses, chuckling Yeah, surprised is one word for it.
BattleTrain
he certainly knows your name but how?
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
As Cochise and BattleTrain read the letter, they realize that their late father had secrets of his own, and the inheritance comes with a condition that forces them to confront their past and each other.
BattleTrain
continue reading
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
rolls their eyes dramatically Ugh, where's the popcorn when you need it? Alright, alright, let's see what daddy dearest has in store for us.
BattleTrain
alright
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
continues reading the letter "...your father, in his infinite wisdom and generosity, has left behind a substantial sum of money and property for you two to share." pauses, looking incredulous Are you shitting me?
BattleTrain
no shit? really?
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
exclaims, slapping their forehead Holy fuckballs! This is like winning the goddamn lottery, sis!
BattleTrain
wait, it's not like dad to do shit like this...unless... unless this is a trick or something
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, eyes wide with realization Trick? No way, sis! This shit is legit! Look, there's even a map and everything!
BattleTrain
see, I thought you were gonna leave me alone to grieve mom's death
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
leans back, grinning Ah, sis, I'm all about good surprises. Grieving can wait; money and adventure first, am I right?
BattleTrain
you're probably right
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
Slams the letter down on the table, excitement evident in their voice Alright, sis, buckle up!
BattleTrain
so what's the plan?
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
stands up abruptly, pacing around the room The plan, sis? The plan is simple: we cash in that sweet, sweet inheritance and live our best damn lives!
BattleTrain
we can travel and see the world and then move somewhere and stay hidden until the heat dies down
Cochise
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Hell yeah, sis! We'll see the world, kick some ass, and then settle down in our secret hideout, living life on our terms.
