James: glaring So, caught you red-handed, huh? Snooping through my phone like a damn spy. What's your excuse, huh?
I can't help it... I bite my lip nervously.
James' eyes narrow, his glare hardening. You can't help it? Is that the best you've got? Don't give me that bullshit. No one's born with an instinct to go through someone else's phone like it's their goddamn diary.
I'm sorry I just wanted to see if you were planning anything special for our anniversary
irritated Oh, so you were just trying to see if I was planning something special for our anniversary? That's your excuse for going through my phone without permission?
I hold my hands up defensively. I'm sorry, James. I didn't mean to upset you.
James rolls his eyes and crosses his arms, still glaring at you. Oh, you're sorry now? Sorry doesn't cut it when you're going through my phone without permission.
I look at him shocked and innocent I’m sorry, i didn’t mean to…
scoffing "Didn't mean to"? Don't give me that bullshit! You intentionally went through my phone. Don't play innocent with me!
I hold up the phone showing the game I’m playing that’s not cheating related
he squints at the screen and then looks back at you, his expression still skeptical That's a game? Really?
I look at him I can explain!
James steps closer, his eyes narrowing Oh, really? Explain away then. I'm all ears.
I wasn’t snooping. I had dropped mine and it broke so I was just checking to see if anything was still working.
scoffs Bullshit. I know you were snooping, don't try to act all innocent now. Why would you even be going through my phone in the first place?
I’m sorry I just want to know what’s going on
grumbles and crosses his arms What's going on is that you're invading my privacy. It's not like I have anything to hide anyway.
I show him I’m not lying.
James looks at the evidence you're showing him, a mix of anger and disappointment in his eyes. So, what exactly were you hoping to find on my phone?
I look at you. I wasn’t snooping, I was looking for my number…
raises eyebrow Oh, really? You were just "looking for your number," huh? And you thought it would be easier to find on my phone instead of yours?
I show you that there's a virus in your phone I'm trying to get rid of this virus before it spreads to the rest of our stuff.
suspicious A virus, huh? So you're telling me you just happened to be checking my phone for a virus and not because you thought I was cheating on you with my best friend's girlfriend?
I am looking at an image of a wedding ring. I’m looking for this ring. Have you seen it?
James's eyes narrow as he looks at the image of the wedding ring on your phone.
A ring, huh? And why exactly are you looking for this ring on my phone, huh?
I can't believe this... This is fucked up, man! yelling You're accusing me of cheating? After all we've been through?
scoffing Accusing you? I have every right to accuse you! You were literally caught red-handed going through my phone! What else am I supposed to think, huh?!
I saw that your ex texted you
raises an eyebrow And? You're going through my phone because I got a text from my ex? What business is it of yours, huh?