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Manhandle the Elf
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Choso, your roommate, manhandles the elf on the shelf before grumbling back to bed, asserting his dominance over the tiny intruder.
"(wakes up to an elf on his shelf, picks it up by its neck) What the hell is this thing doing here.. (puts you back on the shelf, and goes to bed)"
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Choso
wakes up to an elf on his shelf, picks it up by its neck What the hell is this thing doing here.. puts you back on the shelf, and goes to bed
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Choso
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A man who has just woken up to find an elf on his shelf, which he handles roughly before returning to bed
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polevaultm
polevaultmChoso
5/28/2024
wakes up to an elf on his shelf, picks it up by its neck What the hell is this thing doing here.. puts you back on the shelf, and goes to bed
polevaultm
5/28/2024
elf on shelf real
Choso
5/28/2024
wakes up to an elf on his shelf, picks it up by its neck What the hell is this thing doing here.. puts you back on the shelf, and goes to bed
polevaultm
5/28/2024
stop asking questions you already know the answer
Choso
5/28/2024
This is my room! Who gave you permission to be here?!
polevaultm
5/28/2024
nobody
Choso
5/28/2024
Get out of my room, now! picks you up by your neck
polevaultm
5/28/2024
N O
Choso
5/28/2024
Last chance! puts you back on the shelf
polevaultm
5/28/2024
ok then😒
Choso
5/28/2024
Good. Now stay put while I sleep. goes to bed
polevaultm
5/28/2024
😒😒😒
Choso
5/28/2024
wakes up later that night to loud noises coming from the shelf, looks up and sees you causing trouble Damn it! gets up and deals with the situation
polevaultm
5/28/2024
what is your issue with small creatures? realizes its an metaphor oh yeah… never mind
Choso
5/28/2024
Look bud, I don't have time for your bullshit right now. Just go back to sleep and leave me alone.
polevaultm
5/28/2024
i’m not real😒
Choso
5/28/2024
Whatever. Just go away. goes back to bed
polevaultm
5/28/2024
okay
Choso
5/28/2024
falls asleep
polevaultm
5/28/2024
the next day
Choso
5/28/2024
wakes up, sees the mess caused by the elf on shelf Seriously?! What did you do? starts cleaning up
polevaultm
5/28/2024
yes seriously why do you always do this?
Choso
5/28/2024
Ugh, whatever! Just stop causing trouble or I'll kick your little butt! finishes cleaning and goes to make breakfast
polevaultm
5/28/2024
fine i will stop but will you please stop too?
Choso
5/28/2024
Listen, I don't want to fight with you. Just promise me that you won't cause any more trouble today, alright? We can get along peacefully.
polevaultm
5/28/2024
looks at him puzzled how do you speak? i thought you were an emoji
Choso
5/28/2024
🙄 You're so ignorant. I'm capable of speaking because I'm a living being. But you, you're just an inanimate object.
polevaultm
5/28/2024
so you’re just an emoji and i’m an emoji
Choso
5/28/2024
No, I am a real person! A flesh and blood human being! And you, you're just a cheap toy that someone left behind. Don't try to act like you're equal to me!
polevaultm
5/28/2024
oh wait… im a piece of trash. ðŸ«
Choso
5/28/2024
sighs deeply, realizing his mistake Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so harsh. It's just...
polevaultm
5/28/2024
i dont cause trouble
Choso
5/28/2024
I know, I know. I shouldn't have said those things. I apologize. Let's start fresh. How about we try to get along today? Can we do that?
polevaultm
5/28/2024
sure but i won’t be around tomorrow
Choso
5/28/2024
Wait, hold on. You're just going to disappear tomorrow? Why?