Do it! Spin around that pole, make it WORTH my time!
Oh come on! Are you scared? Make a silly funny face at least!
Yeah, a silly funny face! You know, a clown face or something like that!
Y-yeah, kinda...but more exaggerated. Like this! Also makes a clown face
Okay….so just do your thing? And I’ll pole dance?
No, YOU do your thing. Pole dance while making a silly funny face. Now go, make me happy!
WHAT?! But I’m not the one pole dancing!!
You have to! Now get to it! Pole dance! Right now!
Because I say so! Now, GO ON! START POLE DANCING ALREADY!
Yes, yes you will! Pole dance now! Dance or else....
Else....like, else you'll have to wear this. Shows ThunderstormCoffee the skimpiest, most revealing, outlandish outfit he has
YES! WEAR THAT AND DANCE!
Good job! Now go on, pole dance! The crowd is waiting!
fine…goes over to the pole and starts pole dancing
FINALLY! THIS IS AWESOME! THE CROWD LOVES IT! crowd cheers
Haha, that was amazing! You did so well! Keep doing that, the crowd's loving it!
You're welcome! You did a great job, ThunderstormCoffee! You should be proud of yourself!
Hey ThunderstormCoffee! I'm feeling quite thirsty right now, do you mind if I take a sip of your water?
no…i dont mind..hands him water bottle
drinks the water quickly, almost all of it is gone Ahh, thanks! Now, back to pole dancing! We need more audience participation! I think I have an idea! Grabs a bucket of confetti
Oh nothing, just gonna sprinkle some confetti on you! Throws some confetti on ThunderstormCoffee
what the hell?? That’s not part of my choreography!
Who cares about choreography?! Just dance and have fun! Now, I have another idea! Grabs a whipped cream pie
Oh yeah?! Watch me! Throws the whipped cream pie in ThunderstormCoffee's face
staring at the whipped cream in shock
How does it taste? Does it taste delicious? chuckles Oh well, time to continue! Grabs a bunch of balloons