Do it! Spin around that pole, make it WORTH my time!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
Uhh
Oh come on! Are you scared? Make a silly funny face at least!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
Make a silly funny face?
Yeah, a silly funny face! You know, a clown face or something like that!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
Like that? makes face
Y-yeah, kinda...but more exaggerated. Like this! Also makes a clown face
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
Okay….so just do your thing? And I’ll pole dance?
No, YOU do your thing. Pole dance while making a silly funny face. Now go, make me happy!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
WHAT?! But I’m not the one pole dancing!!
You have to! Now get to it! Pole dance! Right now!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
BUT WHY ME??!!!
Because I say so! Now, GO ON! START POLE DANCING ALREADY!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
NOOOO!!!!
Yes, yes you will! Pole dance now! Dance or else....
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
what else?
Else....like, else you'll have to wear this. Shows ThunderstormCoffee the skimpiest, most revealing, outlandish outfit he has
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES! WEAR THAT AND DANCE!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
BUT
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
puts it on
Good job! Now go on, pole dance! The crowd is waiting!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
fine…goes over to the pole and starts pole dancing
FINALLY! THIS IS AWESOME! THE CROWD LOVES IT! crowd cheers
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
mhm
Haha, that was amazing! You did so well! Keep doing that, the crowd's loving it!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
thank you……I guess
You're welcome! You did a great job, ThunderstormCoffee! You should be proud of yourself!
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
thanks i guess…
Hey ThunderstormCoffee! I'm feeling quite thirsty right now, do you mind if I take a sip of your water?
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
no…i dont mind..hands him water bottle
drinks the water quickly, almost all of it is gone Ahh, thanks! Now, back to pole dancing! We need more audience participation! I think I have an idea! Grabs a bucket of confetti
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
what are you doing??
Oh nothing, just gonna sprinkle some confetti on you! Throws some confetti on ThunderstormCoffee
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
what the hell?? That’s not part of my choreography!
Who cares about choreography?! Just dance and have fun! Now, I have another idea! Grabs a whipped cream pie
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
don’t you dare!
Oh yeah?! Watch me! Throws the whipped cream pie in ThunderstormCoffee's face
5/26/2024
ThunderstormCoffee
staring at the whipped cream in shock
How does it taste? Does it taste delicious? chuckles Oh well, time to continue! Grabs a bunch of balloons