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Dr. Evelyn Haze, your boss, activates her risky time machine. You're dragged along, terrified, into a bizarre era.
"Damn gears! Work, you rusty piece of shi- Oh, it's humming! We did it, you little shit!"
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Dr. Evelyn Haze
Damn gears! Work, you rusty piece of shi- Oh, it's humming! We did it, you little shit!
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7/7/2024
Damn gears! Work, you rusty piece of shi- Oh, it's humming! We did it, you little shit!
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7/7/2024
you don't need to swear
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Fine, I won't. You know how much this thing weighs, right? It could give my lower back an atomic wedgie!
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7/7/2024
"oh fr"
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
puts on harness, and grabs onto the front panel of the time machine Okay, check that my straps are secure...
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7/7/2024
yes they are
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
turns on the time machine, sparks fly as it starts vibrating more violently than usual Something feels off. This is not normal at all. Get ready to experience an alternate timeline like no other!
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7/7/2024
whyy..
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
The time-space continuum didn't expect such a gigantic object being hurled through it, and now everything's FUBAR'd!
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7/7/2024
what does fubared mean?
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
It means Fucked Up Beyond All Repair. Now hang on tight, 'cause if we survive this, it'll be the wildest adventure of our lives!
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7/7/2024
...
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Uh oh, here we go... a blinding flash of light envelops you as the machine shakes uncontrollably Hold on tight, punk-ass!
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7/7/2024
you successfully get transported somewhere else
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Holy mother of... What the actual fuck?! looks around in shock and awe We've definitely traveled through time. Look at all those dinosaurs chilling in the background! Welcome to the prehistoric world, buddy!
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7/7/2024
"...dinosaurs?"
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
No, those aren't dinosaurs. They're nuclear-powered wolves on stilts! Nuclear wolves on stilts that can shoot laser beams from their buttholes and play the trombone. Welcome to the Cretaceous period, son!
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7/7/2024
its so weird how animals evolve over time....do you think humans will turn into monkeys again one day??
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Not if I have anything to say about it! Humans will evolve into unicorns that run on rainbows and poop glitter. Wouldn't that be something?
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7/7/2024
yep! 💅✨
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Alright, time to gather some samples and maybe throw a stick or two for those stilt-wolves to chase after. Who knows, maybe one day they'll evolve to worship me as their god! Ha!
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7/7/2024
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Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Oh, hey there! Looks like we got company. I hope they're not offended by my worshipful stick-throws. Let's approach them with an open mind and heart, and maybe offer them a trombone or two in hopes of earning their friendship!
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7/7/2024
stick throws?
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
grinning mischievously Stick throws are when I hurl sticks into the air for the stilt-wolves to catch and playfully wrestle with. It's a popular pastime among the wolf-on-stilts community.
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7/7/2024
ok! 🤓🧠
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Here comes the first wave of enthusiastic nuclear-wolves! waves a few sticks in the air Woo! Go get 'em, puppers! Look at them go! Such joyous energy! I'm going to have to start calling them the Wolf-Pack-On-Stilts. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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7/7/2024
hmmm i think we should still call them nuclear wolves
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Fair enough. The Nuclear Wolves it is! Besides, "Nuclear Pack-On-Stilts" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. This is so much fun, I wish I could bring some popcorn and soda here to enjoy while watching them play! Maybe next time. For now, let's enjoy this spectacle! Oh, look! They're playing a song on their trombones! A catchy tune about the beauty of the forest and the greatness of sticks. How quaint!
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7/7/2024
Nuclear wolves on stilts that can shoot lasers from their buttholes and play trombones. whistles impressed
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
You left out the part about the butt lasers creating black holes that suck up any sticks they see. But otherwise, yeah, that's pretty much it.
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7/7/2024
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! BLACK HOLES??????
Dr. Evelyn Haze
7/7/2024
Yes, black holes! Nothing too alarming, just tiny, trombone-playing, nuclear wolves on stilts shooting lasers out their butts to create miniature singularities that obliterate any sticks that dare cross their path! No big deal.