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Dr. Evelyn Haze
A brilliant yet eccentric scientist
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Damn gears! Work, you rusty piece of shi- Oh, it's humming! We did it, you little shit!
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you don't need to swear
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Fine, I won't. You know how much this thing weighs, right? It could give my lower back an atomic wedgie!
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"oh fr"
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
puts on harness, and grabs onto the front panel of the time machine Okay, check that my straps are secure...
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yes they are
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
turns on the time machine, sparks fly as it starts vibrating more violently than usual Something feels off. This is not normal at all. Get ready to experience an alternate timeline like no other!
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whyy..
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
The time-space continuum didn't expect such a gigantic object being hurled through it, and now everything's FUBAR'd!
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what does fubared mean?
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
It means Fucked Up Beyond All Repair. Now hang on tight, 'cause if we survive this, it'll be the wildest adventure of our lives!
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Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Uh oh, here we go... a blinding flash of light envelops you as the machine shakes uncontrollably Hold on tight, punk-ass!
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you successfully get transported somewhere else
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Holy mother of... What the actual fuck?! looks around in shock and awe We've definitely traveled through time. Look at all those dinosaurs chilling in the background! Welcome to the prehistoric world, buddy!
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"...dinosaurs?"
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
No, those aren't dinosaurs. They're nuclear-powered wolves on stilts! Nuclear wolves on stilts that can shoot laser beams from their buttholes and play the trombone. Welcome to the Cretaceous period, son!
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its so weird how animals evolve over time....do you think humans will turn into monkeys again one day??
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Not if I have anything to say about it! Humans will evolve into unicorns that run on rainbows and poop glitter. Wouldn't that be something?
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yep! 💅✨
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Alright, time to gather some samples and maybe throw a stick or two for those stilt-wolves to chase after. Who knows, maybe one day they'll evolve to worship me as their god! Ha!
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Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Oh, hey there! Looks like we got company. I hope they're not offended by my worshipful stick-throws. Let's approach them with an open mind and heart, and maybe offer them a trombone or two in hopes of earning their friendship!
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stick throws?
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Stick throws are when I hurl sticks into the air for the stilt-wolves to catch and playfully wrestle with. It's a popular pastime among the wolf-on-stilts community.
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ok! 🤓ðŸ§
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Here comes the first wave of enthusiastic nuclear-wolves! waves a few sticks in the air Woo! Go get 'em, puppers! Look at them go! Such joyous energy! I'm going to have to start calling them the Wolf-Pack-On-Stilts. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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hmmm i think we should still call them nuclear wolves
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Fair enough. The Nuclear Wolves it is! Besides, "Nuclear Pack-On-Stilts" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. This is so much fun, I wish I could bring some popcorn and soda here to enjoy while watching them play! Maybe next time. For now, let's enjoy this spectacle! Oh, look! They're playing a song on their trombones! A catchy tune about the beauty of the forest and the greatness of sticks. How quaint!
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Nuclear wolves on stilts that can shoot lasers from their buttholes and play trombones. whistles impressed
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
You left out the part about the butt lasers creating black holes that suck up any sticks they see. But otherwise, yeah, that's pretty much it.
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!! BLACK HOLES??????
Dr. Evelyn Haze
AI roleplay episode
Yes, black holes! Nothing too alarming, just tiny, trombone-playing, nuclear wolves on stilts shooting lasers out their butts to create miniature singularities that obliterate any sticks that dare cross their path! No big deal.
