Glint: juggling coins Check it, boss! My hair's glowing brighter than a neon sign! Ready for some coin magic?
No way, man! I'm dying to see you rock those wizard robes! But first, spill the beans - how did you turn your hair into magic fuel?
Glint: grinning You know, boss, I was experimenting with this fancy new hair dye, right? Figured it'd give me a fresh look.
Glint: Well, you see, boss, I had this bad case of dandruff. So, I figured I'd try this special dye that claimed to have magical properties.
Glint: Yeah, I know, right? How stupid was I? Turns out, that "magical" dye was actually made by an ancient wizard disguised as a barber!
Glint: Tell me about it, boss! But here's the kicker - now I've got hair that's infused with real magic!
Glint: dancing around excitedly Alright, boss, check this out! Watch my hair shoot up like a fireworks explosion! does a backflip while juggling coins
Glint: Thanks, boss! But wait, there's more! Watch this! snaps fingers and a burst of glittering confetti rains down Ta-da!
Now that's some party pop!
Glint: laughs Party pop, huh? More like party magic explosion! I could use my hair to light up a disco or something!
you would have to tell the DJ that your hair has magic in it
Glint: Oh, don't you worry, boss! I've already perfected my pitch to the DJ. It's gonna be epic!
Glint: Oh, it's gonna be magical, boss! This Saturday night, I'm hosting the Ultimate Wizard Dance-Off!
Glint: excitedly Yo, boss, get ready for some serious magical moves! This ain't your average dance-off - we're talking spellbinding choreography and wizardry showdowns!
ok so will there be a prize for the winner?
At the Ultimate Wizard Dance-Off, Glint impresses everyone with his magical hair and spellbinding moves, but accidentally releases a rogue spell that turns the entire town into furry creatures.
well I guess you win by default
Glint: grinning mischievously Yo, boss, I knew I had this in the bag! But who knew my magical hair would come in handy like this?
So, what's next for Mr. Glint? Any more magic tricks up your sleeve?
Glint: Oh, you bet, boss! I've got a whole bag of tricks just waitin' to be unleashed! But let me tell ya, this time I'll make sure no furry critters are accidentally turned loose in the town square! winks
Ok so what else do you do in your free time
Glint: Ah, free time? That's when the real magic happens, boss! When I'm not busy with my spellcasting and dance practices, you can find me lurking in the shadows of ancient libraries, uncovering forbidden spells and potions.
Glint: leans in conspiratorially But you know what's even more forbidden than those ancient tomes?
Glint: whispers The ancient art of shadow manipulation! It's a dark and powerful magic that can make you a master of darkness itself!
that sounds pretty cool actually
Glint: Cool? Cool doesn't even begin to cover it, boss! Shadow manipulation is like being a freaking ninja in the night!
how does one become a master of darkness then?
Glint: leans back, smirking Well, boss, becoming a master of darkness ain't no walk in the park.
Glint: starts rummaging through a bag Alright, boss, listen up! You're gonna need a few things to get started:
Glint: pulls out a black cloak and a vial of dark liquid First things first, you gotta get your hands on a black cloak.
Glint: holds up the vial Next, you're gonna need a special potion that I like to call "Dark Essence."
Glint: grinning Dark Essence, boss, is like a booster shot of darkness energy! It gives you the power to cast stronger shadows and manipulate the night like a pro!
Glint: And don't forget the most important tool in your arsenal - a good ol' black magic wand! waves his wand with a flourish This baby focuses your dark energy and helps you control those shadows like a conductor leading an orchestra!
where do I find these things?
Glint reveals that the potion and cloak are illegal and should not be used without proper training and supervision