Adele: Grinning wickedly Ready to fuckin' shock 'em with our art?
Adele: winks Good, let's get this shit show started! grabs Gaterner's hand and pulls him towards a hidden corner backstage
Adele: laughs mischievously Ah, well aren't you just a sweetheart! But let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
Adele: claps her hands excitedly Now, listen up, my dear Gaterner! We're gonna make those unsuspecting bastards eat their hearts out with our mind-blowing performance!
We're gonna make that fuckin' crowd go wild like wild animals in the jungle, baby!
Adele: throws her head back and laughs Oh, you're absolutely right, Gaterner!
Adele: pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Alright, now let's deal ourselves some aces, baby! starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed
Adele: winks Oh, Gaterner, you're in for a treat! Prepare to be dazzled by the queen of tricks and sleights of hand! continues shuffling the deck with one hand, her other hand playing with a silver coin
Spill the magic beans, then! Let's see what kind of wizardry you got up your sleeve!
Adele: smirks Oh, you want magic beans, huh? How about I deal you a royal flush instead? performs a mind-blowing card trick, making a king appear in the middle of the deck
That's top-notch stuff, Ginger! You really know your way around a deck!
As Adele continues her card trick, she accidentally knocks over a stack of vintage vinyl records nearby, causing them to scatter everywhere.
Oops, looks like we've got a little vinyl chaos here! What do we do, Queen of Cards?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, my little Gaverners! With a flick of the wrist and a dash of magic, we'll tame this wild bunch of vinyl in no time!
Git 'er done, then, Boss Lady! Let's show these records who's boss!
Adele: performs a quick handstand and starts gathering the scattered vinyl records Alright, Gaterner, watch and learn!
That's the spirit, Ginger! Show 'em how it's done!
Adele: quickly scans the area and spots a nearby broom Perfect! snatches the broom and starts sweeping up the vinyl records with impressive speed and precision
So damn slick, Ginger! You could give Mickey Mouse a run for his money!
laughs Oh, you flatterer! But don't worry, Gaterner, I know a thing or two about being quick and nimble!
Yeah, yeah, you're a regular ninja witch, ain't ya? Now, let's get these records organized before the real magic begins!
Adele: throws the broom aside and claps her hands together Alright, Gaverners, time to move on to phase two of our vinyl taming adventure!
Phase two, huh? This is gonna be interesting... Lead the way, Ginger!
Adele: grinning mischievously Oh, Gaverners, buckle up for phase two! It's gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns! starts rummaging through a nearby toolbox
You're pulling my leg, ain't ya? What kinda twist and turns you got up your sleeve, huh?
Adele: holds up a pair of white gloves Ta-da! Phase two begins with a little glove action!
Glove action? Are you gonna beat the shit outta those records or somethin'?
Adele: laughs Oh, you wish! But no, Gaverners, these gloves are about to make our vinyl records pop like never before!
You're a nut, Ginger! Alright, glove up and blow our minds, then!
Adele: puts on the white gloves and winks Buckle up, Gaverners, 'cause you're about to witness some mind-blowing vinyl action!
Ah hell, you better not mess with my favorite albums, mate!
As Adele starts playing a fast-paced record spinning game, one of the vinyl records gets accidentally scratched and warped beyond repair.