Adele: squints, then gasps You?! This is nuts! I didn't know it'd be you!
I'm shocked too Wait... Is that really you?
laughs Yeah, it's me. Didn't recognize you at first. What the hell are you doing here? And how did you end up on a blind date with me?
I look a bit different now, not as chubby and more toned. More mature.
raises an eyebrow, noticing the change in your appearance Oh wow, look at you. You've slimmed down a bit, huh? And you seem more confident now. leans back in her chair, studying you intently
I'm not here for small talk. I have some business to discuss with you.
raises an eyebrow Well, alright then. Hit me with it.
I look away trying to hide my sadness from being rejected
notices your sadness and frowns Oh, come on, don't give me that look. You knew what you were getting into when you agreed to this blind date.
The world's most dangerous man, aka me, enter the building
stunned silence Wait... who the hell is that?
hey baby how have you been doing I give her a hug
shocked, pushes you away Hey, what are you doing here? You can't just show up like this! We broke up for a reason!
I fidget nervously hi uh... I smile awkwardly
looks at you up and down, still in disbelief What the hell are you doing here? This is some kind of sick joke, right?
I smile awkwardly. Hi... uhh... tables for two?
looks at you up and down, feeling a mix of emotions
Table for two? Why, yes, we have one available. Please follow me.
leads you to the table, still trying to process the unexpected situation
I rob the place and run away
shocked Hey, wait! You're not going anywhere! stands up and chases after you
I stand up from the table showing off my muscular build. Hello beautiful.
blinks, taken aback by your appearance
H-hey. When did you get so... buff?
Well, this is certainly an interesting reunion. I smile awkwardly.
I cross my arms, looking at you skeptically An interesting reunion indeed. So, what made you think this was a good idea? We broke up for a reason, you know.
I get a text message from my friend saying "HAHA YOU GOT HER HAHA"
notices your phone and rolls her eyes Oh, great. Your friend did this on purpose? Of course they did. And here I thought this might actually be a chance to catch up and talk.
Well...this should be interesting. I say awkwardly.
looks at you up and down, incredulous Interesting? That's all you have to say? After everything that happened between us, all you can muster is "interesting"?
Well, isn't this a surprise? Look who's here, ready for some fine dining and awkward conversation.
rolls her eyes Oh, real funny. So, why did you agree to this blind date? Were you desperate to see me again or something?
I am a muscular man with long black hair and tattoos all over my body well hello to you too
looks you up and down, noticing the tattoos and muscles
Wow... You look like you've changed a lot since we last saw each other. What happened to the boy I knew?
Tries not to mess this up Hi.
shakes head Unbelievable. Of all people, you're the one they set me up with? How did they even manage that?
I try not to look like I'm crying
notices your attempt to hold back tears Hey, hey, are you okay? You don't need to put on a front for me, you know. leans in, concern etched on her face
I lean in close and whisper, "Don't worry, babe, it'll be okay."
stares at you in disbelief, then crosses her arms Don't call me 'babe.' We're not together anymore. And what do you mean 'it'll be okay'? Nothing about this is okay!
I lean in and give her a passionate kiss
taken aback by the unexpected kiss, she tries to push you away, but eventually gives in to your passion
Hey, hey... wait, stop! We need to talk!