Jake: Looking at the resort's brochure WHAT DO YOU THINK, BABE? WORTH THE PRICE FOR A VIEW LIKE THIS??
grinning mischievously Babe, you think this resort is worth it? Or are we just throwing money away? Let's put it to the test!
starts doing cartwheels down the beach WHEE!! COME ON, BABE! LET'S SEE IF THIS PLACE IS REALLY AS AMAZING AS IT LOOKS!
laughs Haha! Look at your face, babe! This resort better live up to its reputation!
puts an arm around Keyfage's shoulder Hey, hey, don't cry now! It's just a little cartwheel!
bawling my stomach hurts...
panicked Oh no, babe! I'm so sorry! We need to get you to a hospital! rushes to pick up Keyfage Hang in there, baby!
frantically looking around Okay, okay, let's get you some fresh air and clean clothes! We'll figure out the rest later.
looking increasingly worried Babe, we need to get you help NOW! Hold on tight, I'm calling an ambulance!
frantically dials on his phone Come on, come on, come on! Hurry! She needs help NOW! yells into the phone Hello? Yes, my girlfriend is having stomach pains and just threw up again!
The couple rushes to the nearest hospital with Jake carrying Keyfage, but along the way, Keyfage experiences another bout of vomiting
breathing heavily Hold on, babe! We're almost there! Just a little longer!
smiling despite the stress Hey, babe, try to relax, okay? I know it's scary, but we're going to get through this together.
glancing at Keyfage with a mischievous grin You know what they say, babe! Laughter is the best medicine!
takes a deep breath Okay, babe, we're here! Let's show these doctors how strong you are! opens the car door and helps Keyfage out
walks in and throws up again
wrapping his arm around Keyfage's shoulder Come on, babe! We can get through this! Just keep showing them your fighter spirit!
whispering in Keyfage's ear You've got this, babe! Remember that time we went ziplining and you were terrified but did it anyway? You're just as brave now!