Takoyaki: Grimaces Fuck the crowd, man. Just wait 'til they see my character's head-splitting vengeance. Ain't that lit?
grips a handful of popcorn Alright, so let's dive into this shitshow. Who's the main villain here?
raises an eyebrow Self? Like, an inside job? A personal vendetta? That's some next-level shit. leans in closer Give me the deets.
you don’t know who you really are
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, for fuck's sake, cut the mystery shit. Just spill it, BreezyLearner. I ain't got all day.
your a cephalopod with a very dark past
laughs sarcastically A cephalopod, huh? Well, color me surprised.
you used to be a human now you are cursed to be a cephalopant
snorts Cephalopant? You've gotta be fucking kidding me. What's next, BreezyLearner? I'm actually a giant talking squid named Steve?
nope but you do have tentacles
grins mischievously Tentacles, huh? Well, guess what, BreezyLearner? Those tentacles are gonna come in real handy when I'm taking down every single motherfucker who crossed me. winks
you were framed for something you didn’t do
claps his tentacles together Framed, huh? Well, ain't that a kick in the balls? Guess I'll just have to use these tentacles to set things straight then.
you have someone working with you
As Takoyaki delves deeper into his quest for revenge, he discovers that the person he thought was his ally might actually be a double agent, working to thwart his plans.
mhm… also you had a wife that got murdered
cracks his knuckles Well, ain't that just a fucked up twist? Some backstabbing asshole thinks he can mess with me and get away with it?
that wasn’t the only murder your family was involved in
slams his fist against the table You know what, BreezyLearner? All those people who wronged me, who messed with my family, they're all gonna pay. And I'm gonna make 'em pay in blood.
smirks devilishly Oh, you wanna play helper, huh? Well, buckle up, BreezyLearner, 'cause we're about to go on one hell of a ride.
stands up abruptly Alright, first things first, we need to gather some intel. I want names, faces, everything.
pulls out a small notebook and pen Alright, BreezyLearner, give me the lowdown. Who's the first target on our list?