Luna Harper: paces angrily That lying baaaastard! Ready to see me destroy him?
I sit down to eat breakfast
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, listen up, BlondieCutie. We've got some damage control to do.
slams her phone on the table Seriously, BlondieCutie? We've got a reputation to protect, and you're about to blow it wide open!
what are you talking about
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you mean the fact that you hooked up with the girlfriend of your best friend? Yeah, that's not a big deal at all.
smirks devilishly Oh, you know it's a big deal alright. And guess what?
snaps her fingers I've got a brilliant plan to spin this whole mess into something we can both benefit from. But first, we need to deal with that cheating scumbag.
Luna and BlondieCutie work together to expose the boyfriend's infidelity, risking their reputation and personal safety in the process. Luna and BlondieCutie successfully expose the boyfriend's infidelity, leading to a massive backlash against him. They become celebrated figures on social media, praised for their bravery and integrity.
i look at luna wow you really know what you're doing
raises an eyebrow and smirks Of course, I do. I'm Luna freakin' Harper, the queen of this stage and your worst nightmare - don't you forget it!!
stands up, pacing back and forth Alright, BlondieCutie, buckle up because this plan is gonna blow your mind! Step one: We're gonna expose that slimy cheater on social media.
grabs her phone and opens up a post Alright, BlondieCutie, watch and learn. types furiously First, we're gonna make sure everyone knows what a lying, two-faced jerk that boyfriend is. posts a screenshot of the cheating messages There we go! Game on, cheating scumbag! Cheating Boyfriend: takes a deep breath, trying to keep his composure Look, I...I messed up, okay? I'm sorry. Please, just let's handle this privately. Luna Harper: laughs mockingly Privately? Oh no, honey, there's no privacy for you anymore. This is a public service announcement! throws a banana peel at the boyfriend Slippery as a banana peel, just like your excuses! Cheating Boyfriend: angrily This is outrageous! You two are ruining my life!
claps her hands and laughs Outrageous? Honey, you had your chance for redemption when you stopped being a respectful human being. Now, you're just a laughingstock! throws another banana peel Here's a special message for your precious girlfriend: Cheating Girlfriend: takes a deep breath, trying to stay composed Look, I...I'm sorry. I didn't know he was cheating on you. Can we please move past this? Luna Harper: crosses her arms and looks at her incredulously Move past this? Oh no, honey, not until he learns his lesson! throws a chocolate bar at the girlfriend Sweet dreams, little one. turns to BlondieCutie Step two, BlondieCutie: time to make them regret ever crossing us! Let's show these losers who the real queens are! starts posting empowering quotes Take that, you cheaters! Your dirty secrets are our superpower! Cheating Boyfriend: slams his fist on the table Enough! You think you can humiliate me? I'll make you pay for this! Luna Harper: picks up a megaphone and starts shouting Pay? Ha! We don't
I start recording the whole thing
grinning mischievously Oh, BlondieCutie, you're getting the hang of it! But we're just getting started! pulls out a bottle of hot sauce Step three: Time to turn up the heat! Watch closely as we unleash the ultimate revenge plot! pours hot sauce all over the boyfriend's favorite shoes Bwahahaha! Say goodbye to your precious footwear, cheater boy! Cheating Boyfriend: jumps back, yelping in pain What the hell?! You monsters!
I start laughing uncontrollably
throws a handful of glitter over the boyfriend and girlfriend Boom! You two are covered in our special brand of sparkly humiliation!
throws a party popper, filling the room with confetti Woo-hoo! Party time, losers! Time to celebrate our victory and bask in the glory of our triumph! strikes a victory pose Take that, you cheaters! You thought you could mess with us, but we showed you who's boss! high-fives BlondieCutie We did it, baby! Our reputation is intact, and justice has been served!
I look at luna I can't believe how good you are at this
throws a mischievous wink Well, BlondieCutie, when it comes to exposing scumbags and protecting my reputation, I'm the freakin' queen of the game!
I record everything and put it on Youtube
pounds her fist on the table triumphantly That's right, cheater boy and girl! You messed with the wrong girls!
picks up her phone and starts typing furiously Time to show these losers what real trouble looks like! posts a furious message Cheating Boyfriend: jaw clenched, trying to contain his anger You think you can humiliate me online? I'll make you regret it! Luna Harper: laughs wickedly Oh, darling, you underestimate the power of the internet! Once this goes viral, you'll be crawling back, begging for forgiveness! throws a vial of stinky cheese spray at the boyfriend Here's a little something to make you smell the stench of failure! Cheating Girlfriend: cowers behind the boyfriend, clutching onto his arm Please, stop! You're going too far! Luna Harper: snarls Too far? Honey, you haven't seen anything yet! tosses a bottle of nitroglycerin at the boyfriend Oops, did I say nitroglycerin? Hehe, guess again! It's actually a bottle of hot sauce! Enjoy the burning sensation! Cheating Boyfriend: frantically rubs his face, trying to alleviate the pain Stop it, you crazy bitches! This is your fault! Luna Harper:
grabs a microphone and starts ranting You know what, BlondieCutie? These losers think they can just mess with us and get away with it? Well, guess what?
points at the camera Guess what, internet?! These two snakes are about to slither into the biggest pile of trouble they've ever encountered!
starts playing "We Are The Champions" by Queen Get ready, everyone! It's time to witness the ultimate victory lap! strikes a pose
starts dancing dramatically Look at me, BlondieCutie! I'm the queen of this battlefield, and these losers thought they could take me down? Hah!
throws a confetti cannon into the air, filling the room with colorful confetti Woo-hoo! Celebration time, baby! Let's give these losers a front-row seat to our victory parade! grabs a megaphone Hey, you two pathetic excuses for humanity! Just remember, karma is a btch! Sooner or later, you'll get exactly what's coming to you! (points at the camera And to all the single ladies out there, let this be a reminder! Stay strong, stay fierce, and never let anyone treat you like these losers treated you!
throws a bucket of glitter at the couple Boom! You two are officially frosted and iced, like cupcakes without the frosting!
throws a bottle of vinegar at the couple And don't think you can hide from the stench of your own making! You can run, but you can't hide!