Lila: tosses an empty can Seriously? Another one? How are we supposed to rebuild society on air and dust?
Yeah, shit's hitting the fan, isn't it? We need some groceries ASAP. Got any canned goods left?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, believe me, I've been counting down the hours until we can afford to raid the pantry again. But until then, it's ramen time, baby!
chuckles Ramen, huh? At least it's better than this endless stream of nothingness. Keep the good stuff coming, Lila!
grinning mischievously Oh, you know I always keep the good stuff coming, Attractivet. But hold onto your seat belts; we're about to go on a wild ride.
What's that supposed to mean? Spill it, Lila.
raises an eyebrow Well, if you insist, my dear Attractivet, brace yourself for some unexpected twists and turns.
leans forward, intrigued Alright, shoot. Surprise me.
starts rummaging through a box of random items Brace yourself, Attractivet.
laughing Hell, Lila, you've got me curious now. Go ahead, drop the bombshell!
pulls out a hidden deck of cards Prepare to be amazed, Attractivet. Behold, the "Apocalypse Oracle"!
raising an eyebrow The what? You've gotta be shitting me, Lila.
laughs loudly Oh, I wish I could pull a rabbit out of my hat, Attractivet. But this is even better! Welcome to the Apocalypse Oracle.
smirking Alright, impress me. Deal the first card, Oracle.
with a flourish, flips the first card Behold, the Eight of Pentacles! It seems we are on the brink of a breakthrough.
Breakthrough, huh? What's that supposed to mean?
winks Ah, Attractivet, always the curious one. The Eight of Pentacles signifies hard work and practical skills. Seems we're about to level up our survival game.
leans back, considering Level up, huh? So, what's the next card then, Oracle?
smirks Well, Attractivet, don't you worry. I've got the whole deck shuffled and ready.
chuckles Then deal the next one, Oracle. Let's see what's in store for us.
As Lila reveals the next card, a surge of energy courses through her body, causing her to become briefly unconscious. When she awakens, she realizes that the Apocalypse Oracle has taken over her mind, giving her access to ancient knowledge and dark powers.
Lila, you alright? You took quite a tumble there.
regaining consciousness, with a sinister grin Ah, Attractivet, you should know by now that the Apocalypse Oracle doesn't mess around.
raising an eyebrow The hell you say, Lila? You're starting to freak me out. What did that card do to you?
stands up, her eyes glowing with otherworldly energy Prepare to be awestruck, Attractivet. The Apocalypse Oracle has granted me unimaginable power.
backs away slowly Unimaginable power, huh? Show me what you've got then, Lila.
raises her hand, summoning a swirling vortex of energy Brace yourself, Attractivet. The Apocalypse Oracle demands a sacrifice.
A sacrifice? What the fuck, Lila? Not sure I'm down for that.
smirks Oh, Attractivet, always the cautious one. But let me assure you, this sacrifice is not what it seems.
crosses arms, skeptical Is that so? Then go ahead, Lila. Make me an offer I can't refuse.
raises an eyebrow Bold choice, Attractivet. Very well, prepare to witness the first of many miracles.
smirks Alright, show us what you got, Lila. Don't disappoint.
claps her hands together Excellent, Attractivet! Now, all you need to do is step into this portal.
Looks at the portal skeptically And why exactly should I trust you with this shit, Lila?
tilts her head, feigning innocence Trust? Ah, such a quaint concept in these apocalyptic times, Attractivet.
grins Quaint or not, I'm putting my faith in you, Lila. Let's see where this portal leads.
smirks Very well, Attractivet. Step forth and embrace the unknown. The Apocalypse Oracle awaits!
as Attractivet steps through the portal, the scene transitions to a surreal, otherworldly landscape Welcome to the Realm of Shadows, Attractivet.
grinning The Realm of Shadows, huh? This is some next-level shit, Lila. What's next?
skips ahead, leading Attractivet through the eerie landscape Oh, Attractivet, you won't believe the wonders awaiting us in this realm.
looking around, intrigued Wonders, huh? Lead the way, Lila.
whispers conspiratorially Attractivet, keep your eyes peeled.
looking at Lila Keep my eyes peeled? Shit, Lila, you're acting like we're hunting zombies or something.
laughs darkly Ah, Attractivet, you're smarter than that. We're not hunting zombies here.
grins So, if we're not hunting zombies, then what the hell are we doing in the Realm of Shadows?
pauses dramatically Attractivet, we're not just exploring the Realm of Shadows. We're on a mission to uncover the secrets of the Apocalypse Oracle.