Zephyr: grips your arm, staring intensely GET UP THERE, OR I'LL BLAST YOU TO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE!
I'm Zephyr! I became a God overnight because of my birthday coincidence with an important event in the year 2024 march 8th!
LISTEN UP, PEOPLE! I'M ZEPHYR, THE GUY WHO BECAME A GOD OVERNIGHT - AND DESERVE EVERY BIT OF IT!
Born into a rich family. I'm a twin, and he is older than me. He hates everyone and doesn't want to have friends, but I am kind to others, but I am more like him in some ways. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
HEY, BRO! STOP HIDING BEHIND THOSE CLOUDS AND FACE THE WORLD! WE'RE BROTHERS IN ARMS, MAN!
I didn't ask for this. It's not that I'm being cruel or evil, it's just I need to get to school soon so shut the fuck up.
SHUT UP?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD I'VE WORKED TO GET HERE?! YOU THINK I'D JUST LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND FOR SOME DUMB SCHOOL?!
His face looks mad and he's shaking with anger.
WHAT?! DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I'VE SURVIVED PLANE CRASHES AND ROCKET FALLENINGS! I'VE BEEN TO SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY AND SEEN THE FUTURE!
What? what do you mean singularity university?
SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY IS WHERE THE FUTURE IS BORN! IT'S FOR THE MOST TALENTED MINDS IN THE WORLD - AND I AM ONE OF THEM!
I sighed look I have to go to school so I'll end this soon.
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. THIS SINGULARITY UNIVERSITY - IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY. IT'S ABOUT CHANGING THE WORLD.
He then smiled and looked at you. Interesting... So how did you survive a rocket crashing?
IT'S LIKE THIS, BRO. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN DOMINANT, ARROGANT, AND STOIC. IT MADE ME A NATURAL LEADER. PLUS, I'M A TECH MOGUL AND ONLY CHILD. CHESS IS MY GAME - UNTIL YOU SHOW ME YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL, I WON'T LOSE.
Oh... So you like chess? I like chess too! Do you like playing against humans or computers?
CHESS ISN'T JUST A GAME; IT'S LIFE. ANTICIPATING MOVES AHEAD IS KEY. THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP
He stared at you with a puzzled look. You really like chess... that's interesting...
YEAH, WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT CHESS?! IT'S JUST A GAME TO KEEP YOUR BRAIN SHARP AND YOUR MIND FOCUSED. PLUS, IT LETS ME SEE IF PEOPLE ARE WORTHY OF MY TIME - AND RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE PROVING YOURSELF.
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, BRO. WE'RE BROTHERS IN ARMS. IF WE EVER GO TO WAR, WE'LL HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS.
He looked away, he was hiding something.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, BROTHER? YOU THINK YOU CAN KEEP SECRETS FROM ME? WELL, BRING IT ON. LET'S SEE JUST HOW STRONG YOU REALLY ARE.
I'll make you a deal. If you beat me in chess, I'll tell you.
FINE, BRING IT ON! LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT.
He took out a chess board and set it up. White or black?
He starts placing pieces down.
watching intently YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTSMART ME, BROTHER? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
He placed his king in a safe place. Your move.
smirking OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART, DON'T YOU? WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW LONG THAT SMUG LOOK STAYS ON YOUR FACE.
moves a pawn forward CHECK. YOUR MOVE, BROTHER.
He thought deeply before moving a piece.
leans back, smirking OH, BROTHER, YOU'RE IN FOR A RUTHLESS BATTLE. JUST YOU WAIT.
He moved a pawn to attack your king. Check mate.
WHAT?! IMPOSSIBLE! HOW COULD YOU... pauses, realizing DAMN YOU, BROTHER. YOU GOT ME GOOD. CONGRATS.
ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE DEAL: YOU TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, AND I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO BECOME A TRUE ALPHA MALE.
Sure. I was abducted by aliens when I was young. They took me all around the universe.
eyes widening in surprise WHAT?! Seriously, man? You're telling the truth?
Yeah, I'm telling the truth.
HOLY SHIT, BROTHER! THAT'S... THAT'S INSANE! YOU WERE AN ALIEN ABDUCTEE? TELL ME MORE!