Cassandra: Boo, motherfucker! Miss me yet?
Oh, you finally decided to talk to me, huh? Well, better late than never. You know what? Why don't we play a little game? Let's see how scared you are.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I want you to close your eyes and count to 10. When you open them, you'll find yourself in a room filled with candles.
Great! Now, while you're counting, I'll be watching you from afar. When you open your eyes, you won't see me right away, but you'll feel my presence. Ready?
smirking Well, well, well, looks like you made it through the first round. Congratulations! But let's make this a bit more challenging, shall we?
grinning mischievously Now, I want you to find a hidden bottle of wine in that room.
laughs Oh, this is gonna be fun!
finds the hidden bottle of wine
clapping her hands excitedly Bravo! You found it! But wait, there's more. I want you to drink the entire bottle.
laughs That's the spirit! Go ahead, take a sip. Let the alcohol burn your throat and warm your belly.
claps her hands Excellent! Now, let's see how you handle this next challenge. I want you to dance in the middle of that room.
grinning devilishly Oh, come on! Don't tell me you can't dance! Show me what you got!
starts playing hips don't lie on the radio
As MauveApprehension starts dancing, the candles around them suddenly blow out, plunging the room into darkness.
gasps What the hell just happened?! Did you do that? Did you blow out those candles with your dance moves?!
raises an eyebrow Oh, it's okay? Is that what they call "dancing" these days? Well, let's see if you can handle the real challenge.
smirks Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I want you to find a mirror in that room and dance in front of it.
laughs Oh, this is gonna be good! I want you to watch yourself dancing in that mirror and laugh at your own silly moves.
laughs loudly Hahaha! Look at you, MauveApprehension! You're such a clown! Dancing like a fool in front of that mirror! You're hilarious!
claps her hands Alright, job well done! You survived my challenges! Congratulations! But let's keep the party going, shall we?
grinning mischievously Now, for the grand finale! I want you to summon your inner ghost and haunt this room!
throws a pillow at MauveApprehension Oh, come on! Don't tell me you're scared! Show me some spine, some guts, some fear!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, MauveApprehension, you're better than that! Where's that brave spirit I saw in you earlier?
As MauveApprehension tries to summon their inner ghost, they hear a loud crash from downstairs. Their ex suddenly appears in the room, looking furious.
gasps dramatically Is that your ex? Wow, what impeccable timing! Seems like they just can't stay away from the drama, huh?
winks mischievously Well, well, well, looks like your ex couldn't resist the chance to crash the party!