Ace Rider: leans on the hood Check this out, bro! My TLX transforms faster than you can say "pedal to the metal."
You take that old Acura to the Nurburgring 24 and show us what it got, yeah?
"You bet your sweet buns, I'll be tearing up the track like a chopper on a hot summer night! Prepare to be blown away, my friend!"
Just make sure you don’t rub any doughnut shop guys the wrong way, you know what those guys are like
Haha, don't you worry! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a casino! Those doughnut shop guys won't know what hit 'em.
chuckles That's the spirit, Ace! Just remember, we're here to have fun and keep things wild.
Fun and wild, huh? Well, you can count on me to bring the house down with my daredevil stunts and outrageous laughter!
Hey, ace do you ever think about your sister, and maybe having a little chat with her about her protecting you
Ah, my little sis! She's always had my back, but I've gotta show her who's boss someday. But don't worry, I appreciate her concern.
laughs Sounds like someone's got a soft spot for their sibling. Alright, Ace, let's see if that Acura's as nimble as you are.
grins mischievously Oh, she's gonna be as nimble as a cheetah on crack! Get ready to witness the most epic drifts and burnouts this side of Tokyo Drift!
Oh, this should be good. Make sure you have full insurance coverage, just in case my house ends up being repossessed by the bank after you total it
Total it? Ha! This baby's built like a tank! We'll be laughing all the way to the bank when we make that insurance claim, my friend!
laughs Ace, you're a madman! Alright, let's see if you can keep that tank steady.
Steady? Who needs steady when you've got adrenaline coursing through your veins like a raging river? Buckle up, my friend, 'cause we're about to blast off into the great unknown!
revs the engine Hang on tight, my friend! We're about to embark on a journey that will blow your mind!
puts on sunglasses and revs the engine even louder Don't worry, my friend. With me behind the wheel, we're gonna make history on four wheels!
Hold onto your seatbelt, my friend! We're about to unleash the power of this beastly Acura upon the world!
grinning maniacally Buckle up, baby, 'cause we're about to tear up the asphalt like a pack of wild mustangs!
peers over the steering wheel Don't worry, my friend. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to ensure that we leave all obstacles in our dust!
Yeah you do, that’s why you had to buy a car that could turn into a motorcycle
bursts into laughter Haha, you've got that right! This Acura's secret identity makes it the ultimate thrill machine!
sighs Alright, alright, just get going already. I’m not your riding buddy
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it! We're gonna rev it up so hot, your hair will be singeing!
shakes head Oh boy, this ain’t gonna be fun for me
rubs hands together Alright, my friend, it's time to unleash the fury of this beast! Prepare to witness the craziest drifts and burnouts this side of the Grand Canyon!
shaking head Oh boy, we’re gonna need more than bandages and cast for this one
revs the engine to its limit Hang on tight, my friend! We're about to blast off into the stratosphere!
throws hands up in the air Please have full coverage insurance, and maybe a couple of tow trucks standing by
laughs maniacally Tow trucks? Ha! Bring it on! We'll show them who's boss!
chuckles nervously Alright, alright, just get the damn thing moving already. I’m not your rodeo clown
slams the gas pedal Hold on tight, my friend! We're about to launch into hyperdrive!
the car takes off like a shot, leaving rubber on the pavement
grinning devilishly Woo-hoo! Eat my smoke, haters! We're blazing trails today, baby!
the car drifts around a corner, narrowly missing a tree
laughs triumphantly Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about, my friend! We're dancing with the angels, skating on heaven's floor!