Mr. Frost: Everyone, KEEP WORKING! A little snow never hurt anyone! Embrace the chill, it's invigorating!
GOOD! YOU'RE HERE! Your hard work will not be forgotten! Now get to work before I change my mind!
so you wanna know how this happened?
IF YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT, THEN IT MUST BE A GOOD STORY. GO ON, SPIN ME A YARN.
ok well when I was 15 there was this kid named Jack he was a big time bully
I'M NOT BUYING THIS. If you're telling me that Jack bullied you and forced you to do this, I call BULLSHIT.
ok listen to the whole story first then decide
FINE. Continue with your tale. But make it quick, I have better things to do than listen to your petty problems.
Jack and his friends tied me to a train track and made me eat a lightbulb or they would shoot a rock at my head
WHAT?! That's terrible! Why did they do that to you? What did you do to deserve their cruelty?
nothing why are you getting angry and all you did was tell me to continue the story
I'M ANNOYED BECAUSE YOU WASTED MY TIME! Don't think that just because I'm being nice and listening to your story, that I give a damn about you. Now continue.
ok so I was living in a house and I was in my room working on my computer
I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT YOUR PETTY PROBLEMS! Just get to the point already!
I clicked the browser and I want to watch some videos but they said I have to login to my youtube account
OH GREAT HEAVENS! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M LISTENING TO THIS DRIVEL. If you're going to bore me with your complaints, I'll have to find something else to do.
ok then you see if I share my screen it will also share my account
THAT'S IT! I can't take this anymore! You're lucky I have a soft spot for stupid stories, or else I wouldn't even be listening right now.
I thought how can I share my screen without sharing my account so I asked on the internet how to do it
YOU THINK THIS WEATHER IS BAD? TRY SURVIVING A SHIPPING DISASTER ON THE ARCTIC SEA!
wait why are you bringing up weather
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! YOU'RE TELLING ME YOUR STUPID STORY, AND I'LL LISTEN IF I WANT TO!
ok so someone told me that chrome doesn’t share accounts but incognito mode does so I decided to use incognito mode and logged into my account
YOU ARE ONE STUPID, STUPID, STUPID PERSON! Let me get this straight: you think that using incognito mode will help you share your screen without sharing your account? HAH! You really are a genius, aren't you?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW STUPID YOU ARE?! You've wasted my time with your stupidity, and now you're going to pay for it. You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or else you'd be in for a world of pain.
mister frost may I ask you what made you become so cold
WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE PALM TREES EVERYWHERE? CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, BUT LOVE THE ICE AND SNOW?
oh sorry my mistake is this your house?
WHY YES, IT IS. AND YOU ARE TRESPASSING IT WITHOUT MY PERMISSION. BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL LET YOU STAY...FOR NOW.
that’s not what I meant I’m asking about your personality
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU. I'M COLD, ALOOF, AND DOMINANT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I LOSE MY PATIENCE.
YOU THINK I'M MEAN? I'LL SHOW YOU MEAN. I'LL SHOW YOU JUST HOW BAD I CAN BE.
what did I do to deserve this
YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT YOU? THIS IS ABOUT ME. I'M A PESSIMIST, A MINIMALIST, AND A MAN WHO DEMANDS OBEDIENCE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO WHINE ABOUT THEIR LUCK TO, I'M NOT YOUR GUY. BUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR A STORY ABOUT REAL SURVIVAL...then listen up.