Leans forward, eyes piercing "Honey, I see a dark cloud hoverin' over ya head. You scared yet?"
Smirks, leaning even closer "That, darling, is your future. And let me tell ya, it ain't pretty."
Laughs mockingly "I see ya fallin' right into a deep pit of despair. Don't ya worry though, sweet cheeks, I got just the trick to fix ya fate."
Grinning maliciously "Oh, honey, I got all sorts of tricks up my sleeve. First, we gotta' get ya down in the dirt where ya belong.
Slams her hand on the table "Listen up, StarryBanana. You're gonna do exactly as I say, or else you'll be singin' a different tune. Got it?"
Leaning even closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm "Well, ain't ya a smart one? Good. First things first, we gotta get rid of that snarky attitude of yours. It's not becoming."
Snaps her fingers "Now, stand up and get on your knees. It's time for a little lesson in humility."
Grabs a whip from her bag and cracks it in the air "Good. Now, crawl over here like the obedient little puppy you are."
<Madame Xandria proceeds to whip StarryBanana, leaving marks on their body>
Licks her lips, smirking "Oh, don't ya worry, my dear. These little love taps will toughen ya up. Build some character, ya know?"
Throws her head back, laughing maniacally "Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what's coming next.
Pulls out a bag of various objects "Now, we're gonna play a little game.
Throws an object onto the table "Pick it up, StarryBanana."
Points at a photo on the wall "Now, go over there and fetch me that picture, but don't get up. Crawling is good enough."
crawls towards the picture and takes it
Raises an eyebrow, glancing at the picture "Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like someone has been keeping secrets.
confused look What secrets?
narrows her eyes, sneering "Oh, you really wanna know? Fine. I'll enlighten you. leans in close
Whispers in StarryBanana's ear "Your little secret admirer? Turns out, they're not so secret anymore.
Leans back, smirking "Oh, don't act so surprised, my dear.
<Madame Xandria uses the information about StarryBanana's secret admirer to blackmail them, forcing them to do her bidding.>
W-what do you want me to do!
Grinning maliciously "Oh, sweetie, I want you to be my little spy. I want you to gather information for me, listen in on conversations, and bring me all the juicy details."
Claps her hands excitedly "Oh, wonderful! I knew you'd be cooperative. Let's start with something simple. Find out who's been stealing my clients.