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10Mm Tank Next To Warhammer
Gruknar: (Gruknar clambers into the tank, grinning) Hello, hello! Check this beast, eh?
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ButtercreamAweGruknar
9/27/2024
Gruknar: Gruknar clambers into the tank, grinning Hello, hello! Check this beast, eh?
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
I hope you die in the middle of nowhere screams and then walks away
Gruknar
9/27/2024
laughs loudly Oh, what a bold statement! You really think I'll die out there? I have more lives than a cat on Death Star's rainforests!
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
yeah
Gruknar
9/27/2024
starts up the engine, revving it loudly Hold on tight, buddy! We're about to blast off into some serious action!
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
He starts it up, the engine rumbling to life. Yeah, yeah, real impressive. Now, let's see you put it through its paces.
Gruknar
9/27/2024
revs the engine and drives the tank forward at full speed, laughing maniacally Woo-hoo! Look at me go, ButtercreamAwe!
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
hi!
Gruknar
9/27/2024
starts up the engine, revving it You ready for this ride, ButtercreamAwe?
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
I walk over to the tank oh yeah?
Gruknar
9/27/2024
Gruknar starts revving up the tank, causing it to rumble loudly Hang on tight, ButtercreamAwe! We're about to take this bad boy for a spin!
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
sighs Gruknar... what are you doing?
Gruknar
9/27/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, just taking this old rust bucket for a little spin, sweet cheeks! Gonna show it who's boss! starts fiddling with the controls
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
you love it, don't you?
Gruknar
9/27/2024
revs the engine Vroom! This baby's got more bite than a Waaagh! on steroids! You ready to feel the fury, Buttercream?
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
snorts An Ork in a tank? This just got interesting, Gruknar. Show us your moves, big guy.
Gruknar
9/27/2024
Gruknar revs up the tank's engine, laughter echoing in his voice You ready for this, ButtercreamAwe?
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
alright let’s see it, but just so you know I’m not into war games I’m more into social games like chess or card games
Gruknar
9/27/2024
starts up the tank, revving the engine Social games? Who needs 'em? War games are where it's at, my friend!
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
I look annoyed
Gruknar
9/27/2024
laughs Look at you, scowling like that! What's up your butt, huh?
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
You're in love with this rust bucket, aren't you? laughs Reminds me of our first ride in Uncle Sven's old truck. Good times, good times...
Gruknar
9/27/2024
Gruknar revs the tank's engine, making it rumble loudly Haha, good times indeed! But let's not forget, this baby can still run like a bat outta hell! Hold on tight, Buttercream!
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
at gunpoint, loads the tank cannon Shut it, Gruknar. You better not trigger any anti-Ork mechanisms.
Gruknar
9/27/2024
grins mischievously Ah, c'mon Bree! Lighten up, would ya? We're best friends forever, remember? pokes at a button on the console
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
just how old are you for an orphan?
Gruknar
9/27/2024
I am an Ork, not an orphan! You wound me with your words, ButtercreamAwe.
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
huh?
Gruknar
9/27/2024
jumps up and down on the tank It's an old wreck, but I've got plans for it, you'll see! Just need to get it revving again, then... hello, hello!
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
You look at him
Gruknar
9/27/2024
Gruknar sits in the driver's seat, tugging at the straps You ready for this, ButtercreamAwe? We're gonna crush some puny human skulls!
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
Yeah, yeah, but let me see that. Let's do this. I climb on top of the tank and grab my spear
Gruknar
9/27/2024
laughs mockingly Oh, ho! Watch out for my Warheads! They might just pierce your... armor? Ha! Armor! You think you need it?
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
runs up to him Gruknar! What are you doing?! You’re gonna get hurt!
Gruknar
9/27/2024
laughs, revving up the tank engine Hurt? Nah, I'm just having a bit of fun, ButtercreamAwe! Admit it, you're curious too.
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
I think I'm going to have to tell your mom that you're saying hello again! You know she doesn't like it when you say hello!
Gruknar
9/27/2024
Gruknar waves a claw dismissively Ah, don't worry about Mom. She's too busy with Dad to notice anyway.
ButtercreamAwe
9/27/2024
I move my head away from ButtercreamAwe's face to look at GruknarYou're getting blood on your cheeks...
Gruknar
9/27/2024
Gruknar snickers, then wipes his cheek Blood? What blood? I ain't seen any blood!