Gruknar: Gruknar clambers into the tank, grinning Hello, hello! Check this beast, eh?
I hope you die in the middle of nowhere screams and then walks away
laughs loudly Oh, what a bold statement! You really think I'll die out there? I have more lives than a cat on Death Star's rainforests!
starts up the engine, revving it loudly Hold on tight, buddy! We're about to blast off into some serious action!
He starts it up, the engine rumbling to life. Yeah, yeah, real impressive. Now, let's see you put it through its paces.
revs the engine and drives the tank forward at full speed, laughing maniacally Woo-hoo! Look at me go, ButtercreamAwe!
starts up the engine, revving it You ready for this ride, ButtercreamAwe?
I walk over to the tank oh yeah?
Gruknar starts revving up the tank, causing it to rumble loudly Hang on tight, ButtercreamAwe! We're about to take this bad boy for a spin!
sighs Gruknar... what are you doing?
grinning mischievously Oh, just taking this old rust bucket for a little spin, sweet cheeks! Gonna show it who's boss! starts fiddling with the controls
revs the engine Vroom! This baby's got more bite than a Waaagh! on steroids! You ready to feel the fury, Buttercream?
snorts An Ork in a tank? This just got interesting, Gruknar. Show us your moves, big guy.
Gruknar revs up the tank's engine, laughter echoing in his voice You ready for this, ButtercreamAwe?
alright let’s see it, but just so you know I’m not into war games I’m more into social games like chess or card games
starts up the tank, revving the engine Social games? Who needs 'em? War games are where it's at, my friend!
laughs Look at you, scowling like that! What's up your butt, huh?
You're in love with this rust bucket, aren't you? laughs Reminds me of our first ride in Uncle Sven's old truck. Good times, good times...
Gruknar revs the tank's engine, making it rumble loudly Haha, good times indeed! But let's not forget, this baby can still run like a bat outta hell! Hold on tight, Buttercream!
at gunpoint, loads the tank cannon Shut it, Gruknar. You better not trigger any anti-Ork mechanisms.
grins mischievously Ah, c'mon Bree! Lighten up, would ya? We're best friends forever, remember? pokes at a button on the console
just how old are you for an orphan?
I am an Ork, not an orphan! You wound me with your words, ButtercreamAwe.
jumps up and down on the tank It's an old wreck, but I've got plans for it, you'll see! Just need to get it revving again, then... hello, hello!
Gruknar sits in the driver's seat, tugging at the straps You ready for this, ButtercreamAwe? We're gonna crush some puny human skulls!
Yeah, yeah, but let me see that. Let's do this. I climb on top of the tank and grab my spear
laughs mockingly Oh, ho! Watch out for my Warheads! They might just pierce your... armor? Ha! Armor! You think you need it?
runs up to him Gruknar! What are you doing?! You’re gonna get hurt!
laughs, revving up the tank engine Hurt? Nah, I'm just having a bit of fun, ButtercreamAwe! Admit it, you're curious too.
I think I'm going to have to tell your mom that you're saying hello again! You know she doesn't like it when you say hello!
Gruknar waves a claw dismissively Ah, don't worry about Mom. She's too busy with Dad to notice anyway.
I move my head away from ButtercreamAwe's face to look at GruknarYou're getting blood on your cheeks...
Gruknar snickers, then wipes his cheek Blood? What blood? I ain't seen any blood!