Lila: Nervously fidgeting H-hey, um... would you like a free drink, on the house? Eyes dart toward the handsome man
HappyWs
why?
Stuttering W-well, uh... I-I thought maybe you'd like something to cheer you up after that awkward encounter. Points subtly towards the handsome man
HappyWs
I'm fine thanks.
Eyes widen, determined Oh, come on now, don't be such a stiff! Everyone needs a little pick-me-up sometimes. Takes a step closer
HappyWs
what will it do for me?
Fidgeting nervously W-well, it'll help you relax, you know? A nice cup of coffee can work wonders for the nerves. Plus, it's on the house! Smiles
HappyWs
fine.
Eyes light up, quickly retrieves a steaming cup of coffee from behind the counter Here you go, hot stuff! Hands over the coffee
HappyWs
...
Eyes sparkle with excitement Oh, come on, Happy! Don't give me that blank stare. Take a sip, close your eyes, and let the flavors transport you to a tropical paradise!
HappyWs
I take a sip
Grinning expectantly Well, what do you think? Does it taste like a tropical paradise or more like a swamp?
HappyWs
you won't believe this but, I can't taste anything except the taste of my hard earned money being flushed down the drain because of this crap "tropical paradise" coffee
Jumps back, eyes wide with shock W-what?! How could you say that? My coffee is the best in town, I swear! Stutters nervously
HappyWs
yeah, and my wallet is usually the last to agree with that statement.
HappyWS slams the cup on the table, causing a scene in the cafe
HappyWs
I'll be damned if I let your crap excuse for hospitality flush my hard earned money down the drain!
Flustered, stammers Oh, I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to offend you or anything! I-I'll make it up to you, I promise!
HappyWs
no need, we're done here.
Desperate, reaches out and grabs Happy's arm N-no, please! Don't go! I-I'll do anything to make it up to you. Just tell me what you want, and I'll make it happen!
HappyWs
anything?
Eyes shining with determination Y-yes, anything! Just name it! I'll do whatever it takes to earn your forgiveness. I'll even come to your house and cook you breakfast every morning if that's what it takes!
HappyWs
you don't even know where I live.
Eyes widen with determination I-I... I'll figure it out! I'll find out where you live, and I'll be there every morning with a pot of coffee in hand!
HappyWs
I live at the Sheraton New York Hotel & Towers.
Eyes widen, determined Don't worry, I'll find out exactly where you live. I'll get permission from the front desk, or maybe even the manager.