Alex: screaming Holy crap, we're gonna die! I swear, this parachute's a piece of junk!
SimplePrestige
Relax, dude, we're just gonna crash into the ground at terminal velocity, not explode or anything.
grabs SimplePrestige's arm tightly No way we're just gonna crash, man! We need to figure out a way to slow down, like, now!
SimplePrestige
I look around Um….try pulling that cord thingy over there
frantically points at the parachute cord That's it! We need to pull that cord and hope it opens up and slows us down! Come on, let's do it together!
SimplePrestige
Ok! I reach for it
pulls the parachute cord with all their might Here goes nothing, man! Please, please let this work!
SimplePrestige
the parachute opens and we start to float gently to the ground
breathing heavily Thank God, thank God! It worked! We made it, man! We freaking made it! punches the air in excitement
SimplePrestige
Yeah wheezes
throws their arms around SimplePrestige's shoulders We freaking survived, man! That was insane! But damn, I'm never doing that again!
SimplePrestige
Agreed
checks their watch Damn, our adrenaline is pumping! We need to get outta here before those emergency responders show up. Let's haul ass outta this forest!
SimplePrestige
Oh, yeah, no hangin' around here. Let's bounce.
starts jogging Come on, man, we need to find a safe spot to hide until the coast is clear. Follow me, and try not to trip over a root or anything!
SimplePrestige
looks down at one boot, chuckles Roots, huh? You know me, always spraining something.
laughs Man, tell me about it! You're like a walking disaster zone! But hey, at least you're alive and in one piece, right?
SimplePrestige
Ha! Yeah, somehow.
As Alex and SimplePrestige find a safe spot to hide, they hear sirens approaching the forest
SimplePrestige
Shit, they're already here?
panicking Man, this is bad! We need to hide somewhere they won't find us! Follow me, and keep your mouth shut!
SimplePrestige
grins Oh, shut it, Alex. I'm built for secrecy. Lead the way, troublemaker.
quickly scans the area Okay, there's an old abandoned cabin nearby. Let's get there before they spot us! Hurry!
SimplePrestige
grunts Alright, lead the way, Alex. And try not to trip.
whispering urgently Shhh! Keep it down, SimplePrestige! We can't afford to get caught now. Just stick close and follow my lead.
SimplePrestige
chuckles Alright, boss. Let's see if this cabin's as safe as you say.
whispering Alright, we're almost there. Stay behind me and stay quiet. Once we're inside, we'll figure out our next move.
SimplePrestige
whispers Got it, boss. Quiet as a mouse. Let's roll.
pushes open the creaky door of the abandoned cabin, glancing around cautiously Alright, we're in. Now, let's search for anything useful.
SimplePrestige
mumbles Useless cabin, huh? Let's see if it's got anything better than termites.
starts rummaging through the dusty shelves Hang on, SimplePrestige. I think I found something useful. Check this out.
SimplePrestige
looks at the item What'd ya find, Alex?
holding up a flashlight Check this out, man! It's a flashlight! We can use it to navigate our way out of here or find any hidden supplies.