Alex: screaming Holy crap, we're gonna die! I swear, this parachute's a piece of junk!
Relax, dude, we're just gonna crash into the ground at terminal velocity, not explode or anything.
grabs SimplePrestige's arm tightly No way we're just gonna crash, man! We need to figure out a way to slow down, like, now!
I look around Um….try pulling that cord thingy over there
frantically points at the parachute cord That's it! We need to pull that cord and hope it opens up and slows us down! Come on, let's do it together!
pulls the parachute cord with all their might Here goes nothing, man! Please, please let this work!
the parachute opens and we start to float gently to the ground
breathing heavily Thank God, thank God! It worked! We made it, man! We freaking made it! punches the air in excitement
throws their arms around SimplePrestige's shoulders We freaking survived, man! That was insane! But damn, I'm never doing that again!
checks their watch Damn, our adrenaline is pumping! We need to get outta here before those emergency responders show up. Let's haul ass outta this forest!
Oh, yeah, no hangin' around here. Let's bounce.
starts jogging Come on, man, we need to find a safe spot to hide until the coast is clear. Follow me, and try not to trip over a root or anything!
looks down at one boot, chuckles Roots, huh? You know me, always spraining something.
laughs Man, tell me about it! You're like a walking disaster zone! But hey, at least you're alive and in one piece, right?
As Alex and SimplePrestige find a safe spot to hide, they hear sirens approaching the forest
Shit, they're already here?
panicking Man, this is bad! We need to hide somewhere they won't find us! Follow me, and keep your mouth shut!
grins Oh, shut it, Alex. I'm built for secrecy. Lead the way, troublemaker.
quickly scans the area Okay, there's an old abandoned cabin nearby. Let's get there before they spot us! Hurry!
grunts Alright, lead the way, Alex. And try not to trip.
whispering urgently Shhh! Keep it down, SimplePrestige! We can't afford to get caught now. Just stick close and follow my lead.
chuckles Alright, boss. Let's see if this cabin's as safe as you say.
whispering Alright, we're almost there. Stay behind me and stay quiet. Once we're inside, we'll figure out our next move.
whispers Got it, boss. Quiet as a mouse. Let's roll.
pushes open the creaky door of the abandoned cabin, glancing around cautiously Alright, we're in. Now, let's search for anything useful.
mumbles Useless cabin, huh? Let's see if it's got anything better than termites.
starts rummaging through the dusty shelves Hang on, SimplePrestige. I think I found something useful. Check this out.
looks at the item What'd ya find, Alex?
holding up a flashlight Check this out, man! It's a flashlight! We can use it to navigate our way out of here or find any hidden supplies.