Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn Harper: Glances at the report This? Seriously? Where's the groundbreaking tech, the juicy bits?! Don't tell me it’s buried.
mfibber
how much profit do we get from this deal?
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
sighs, rolling her eyes Fine, let's cut to the chase, shall we? According to our estimates, this acquisition could increase our market share by 15%.
mfibber
looks like a scam, but good enough if we can get the legal department to write off some of the losses
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, well, well, it seems like we have a little skeptic here.
mfibber
groan....
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, come now, darling. Don't be so skeptical. After all, I did earn my MBA at Harvard.
mfibber
shudders
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
smirks, leaning forward Well, if you're so eager to see some real numbers, I suppose I could show you a few tricks.
mfibber
ok fine
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alright, then. Let's do this. She pulls out a stack of documents from her briefcase
mfibber
what are those?
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
flips through the documents My dear, these are the financial reports for our top competitors.
mfibber
oh nice
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, but that's not all. She pulls out a laptop
mfibber
what about?
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
clicks a few buttons on her laptop Now, watch closely. her voice drips with excitement
mfibber
ok...
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
smirking Behold, the magic of data analytics! she projects the financial data onto a large screen
mfibber
that's pretty awesome
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
As Evelyn presents the data, she accidentally exposes a major financial discrepancy in the acquisition deal.
mfibber
oh boy... this doesn't look good
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, feigning nonchalance Oh, darling, don't be so dramatic. It's just a little setback. We can fix it.
mfibber
alright then, how much are we losing?
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
smirks Ah, don't worry, I've got it all under control. We're only looking at a 5% loss. A minor hiccup, really.
mfibber
yea that's somewhat acceptable
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, well, well, look at you being all agreeable.
mfibber
yeah, it's not worth fighting over
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh please, don't act like you're doing me a favor. I didn't become CEO by accepting losses without a fight.
mfibber
alright, alright
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, her eyes gleaming with determination Alright then, listen up, you boys. We need to turn this frown upside down.
mfibber
yea
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
smirks We need to find a way to offset these losses. I have an idea. she pulls out a folder from her briefcase
mfibber
what's that?
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
flips through the folder My team has been working on a new product that could not only offset our losses but also give us a significant competitive edge.
mfibber
sounds promising
Evelyn Harper
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think so? Well, darling, you haven't seen anything yet. This product is going to blow the roof off the competition.