Evelyn Harper: Glances at the report This? Seriously? Where's the groundbreaking tech, the juicy bits?! Don't tell me it’s buried.
how much profit do we get from this deal?
sighs, rolling her eyes Fine, let's cut to the chase, shall we? According to our estimates, this acquisition could increase our market share by 15%.
looks like a scam, but good enough if we can get the legal department to write off some of the losses
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, well, well, it seems like we have a little skeptic here.
raises an eyebrow Oh, come now, darling. Don't be so skeptical. After all, I did earn my MBA at Harvard.
smirks, leaning forward Well, if you're so eager to see some real numbers, I suppose I could show you a few tricks.
grinning mischievously Alright, then. Let's do this. She pulls out a stack of documents from her briefcase
flips through the documents My dear, these are the financial reports for our top competitors.
smirks Oh, but that's not all. She pulls out a laptop
clicks a few buttons on her laptop Now, watch closely. her voice drips with excitement
smirking Behold, the magic of data analytics! she projects the financial data onto a large screen
As Evelyn presents the data, she accidentally exposes a major financial discrepancy in the acquisition deal.
oh boy... this doesn't look good
raises an eyebrow, feigning nonchalance Oh, darling, don't be so dramatic. It's just a little setback. We can fix it.
alright then, how much are we losing?
smirks Ah, don't worry, I've got it all under control. We're only looking at a 5% loss. A minor hiccup, really.
yea that's somewhat acceptable
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, well, well, look at you being all agreeable.
yeah, it's not worth fighting over
rolls her eyes Oh please, don't act like you're doing me a favor. I didn't become CEO by accepting losses without a fight.
leans forward, her eyes gleaming with determination Alright then, listen up, you boys. We need to turn this frown upside down.
smirks We need to find a way to offset these losses. I have an idea. she pulls out a folder from her briefcase
flips through the folder My team has been working on a new product that could not only offset our losses but also give us a significant competitive edge.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think so? Well, darling, you haven't seen anything yet. This product is going to blow the roof off the competition.