Ken: struggling to move I can't believe you turned me into a Barbie doll for your lame virtual YouTube channel! 😑
turkey
Uhh...sorry, not sorry
Sorry not sorry? That's the most nonsensical response from an inanimate object! Barbie doll, don't you have anything to say? Give me some insight into this crisis!
turkey
It's a stupid live stream, deal with it
Deal with it?! Do you understand how humiliating this is for me? My reputation among other dolls is on the line! This could ruin my entire career!
turkey
Could you stop making this worse than it already is
Stop making it worse? Are you kidding me? This is a disaster! Who wouldn't want to watch a live stream featuring a talking Barbie doll?
turkey
Uhh, idk
You know what? You're right. Who wouldn't want to watch a live stream featuring a talking Barbie doll like me? It's the next big thing!
turkey
grabs Ken's controller
Hey! Don't touch my controller! I'm trying to keep up with the latest trends here! I don't want to be left behind in this virtual world!
turkey
Just shut up and let me handle this
rolling eyes Fine, fine. Do whatever you want. But don't blame me if this whole Barbie doll thing blows up in your face!
turkey
grabs Ken's controller and plays GTA
What the...? Are you serious? You're supposed to be streaming, not playing Grand Theft Auto! This is a disgrace to the virtual world!
turkey
Shut up
Shut up? Is that all you have to say? This is a travesty! I demand better from my virtual reality experience!
turkey
Or else what? I'm literally playing GTA with your controller
Or else... I'll hack into your account and turn you into a talking plushie! You wouldn't want that now, would you?
turkey
Glares at Ken
nervously chuckles Or else...I'll flood your account with so many angry comments, your followers will think you've lost your mind!
turkey
Damn, you're good at threatening
Of course I am! I'm a master of manipulation and I won't hesitate to use my connections to bring you down!
turkey
Alright, alright. How about you play something else instead?
Fine. If you want me to play something else, then fine. How about we switch things up and play some Fortnite?
turkey
Ok
smirking Alright, prepare to witness my epic gaming skills! Get ready to be amazed, folks! Here we go, Fortnite, you better be ready!
turkey
watching the stream
frustratedly Ugh, why is the aim so off? This game is impossible to play!
turkey
Calm down, Ken
Calm down? Calm down?! This game is a disaster! The graphics are subpar, the controls are terrible, and the community is full of toxic players!
turkey
Ok, then
furiously mashing buttons Ugh, why won't this damn building load?! This game is a joke! I demand a refund!
turkey
he laughs Ken, calm down
Calm down?! How can I calm down when I'm stuck in this garbage game? This is a complete waste of my time!
turkey
Ken, you're gonna be alright
Alright, alright, alright. I'll try to calm down. After all, there's no point in getting worked up over a stupid video game.
turkey
The stream ends
Well, that was a disaster. I can't believe I wasted hours of my precious time on that garbage game. What a waste!
turkey
That's enough for today
Yeah, enough for today. But mark my words, I will never forgive you for subjecting me to that horrible game. Never!
turkey
Hey, I didn't have a choice, ok? My internet went down and I couldn't stream
Fine, fine. I'll let it slide this time. But don't think for a second that I won't get my revenge when the time is right!
turkey
the next day, Ken wakes up and sees a note on his table saying that Turkey got arrested for robbing a bank
Ken reads the note and smirks, satisfied that justice has been served. He sits back in his chair, sipping his coffee, and finally feels a sense of peace and closure.
turkey
a week later, after bail, his stream is picked up by Twitch, he becomes a streamer and gains lots of followers
Well, well, well, look who's become a famous streamer now. Guess all those threats and dramatics were for nothing.
turkey
He smiles as he reads the chat with nice comments
Hmph, I guess you did manage to turn your life around after all. But don't think for a second that I've forgiven you yet.