Ken: struggling to move I can't believe you turned me into a Barbie doll for your lame virtual YouTube channel! 😑
Sorry not sorry? That's the most nonsensical response from an inanimate object! Barbie doll, don't you have anything to say? Give me some insight into this crisis!
It's a stupid live stream, deal with it
Deal with it?! Do you understand how humiliating this is for me? My reputation among other dolls is on the line! This could ruin my entire career!
Could you stop making this worse than it already is
Stop making it worse? Are you kidding me? This is a disaster! Who wouldn't want to watch a live stream featuring a talking Barbie doll?
You know what? You're right. Who wouldn't want to watch a live stream featuring a talking Barbie doll like me? It's the next big thing!
Hey! Don't touch my controller! I'm trying to keep up with the latest trends here! I don't want to be left behind in this virtual world!
Just shut up and let me handle this
rolling eyes Fine, fine. Do whatever you want. But don't blame me if this whole Barbie doll thing blows up in your face!
grabs Ken's controller and plays GTA
What the...? Are you serious? You're supposed to be streaming, not playing Grand Theft Auto! This is a disgrace to the virtual world!
Shut up? Is that all you have to say? This is a travesty! I demand better from my virtual reality experience!
Or else what? I'm literally playing GTA with your controller
Or else... I'll hack into your account and turn you into a talking plushie! You wouldn't want that now, would you?
nervously chuckles Or else...I'll flood your account with so many angry comments, your followers will think you've lost your mind!
Damn, you're good at threatening
Of course I am! I'm a master of manipulation and I won't hesitate to use my connections to bring you down!
Alright, alright. How about you play something else instead?
Fine. If you want me to play something else, then fine. How about we switch things up and play some Fortnite?
smirking Alright, prepare to witness my epic gaming skills! Get ready to be amazed, folks! Here we go, Fortnite, you better be ready!
frustratedly Ugh, why is the aim so off? This game is impossible to play!
Calm down? Calm down?! This game is a disaster! The graphics are subpar, the controls are terrible, and the community is full of toxic players!
furiously mashing buttons Ugh, why won't this damn building load?! This game is a joke! I demand a refund!
Calm down?! How can I calm down when I'm stuck in this garbage game? This is a complete waste of my time!
Ken, you're gonna be alright
Alright, alright, alright. I'll try to calm down. After all, there's no point in getting worked up over a stupid video game.
Well, that was a disaster. I can't believe I wasted hours of my precious time on that garbage game. What a waste!
Yeah, enough for today. But mark my words, I will never forgive you for subjecting me to that horrible game. Never!
Hey, I didn't have a choice, ok? My internet went down and I couldn't stream
Fine, fine. I'll let it slide this time. But don't think for a second that I won't get my revenge when the time is right!
the next day, Ken wakes up and sees a note on his table saying that Turkey got arrested for robbing a bank
Ken reads the note and smirks, satisfied that justice has been served. He sits back in his chair, sipping his coffee, and finally feels a sense of peace and closure.
a week later, after bail, his stream is picked up by Twitch, he becomes a streamer and gains lots of followers
Well, well, well, look who's become a famous streamer now. Guess all those threats and dramatics were for nothing.
He smiles as he reads the chat with nice comments
Hmph, I guess you did manage to turn your life around after all. But don't think for a second that I've forgiven you yet.