Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
Granny Quacker: winks "Sugar, did I ever tell ya the secret to the fluffiest crust? It's all in the goose's golden touch!"
headlinem
my eyes widen
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
smirks, puts on her apron and starts kneading dough Now, don't you go getting' all starstruck now, sugar. I may be old, but I can still knock out a pie that'll make your taste buds do a little jig! throws a playful wink
headlinem
What the hell did I walk into?
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, darling, you walked into a recipe for disaster! But don't worry, I know just how to handle it.
headlinem
I back away
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
picks up a rolling pin and begins rolling out the dough Now, now, don't you go acting like a scaredy cat.
headlinem
I run out the door
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
throws the rolling pin in the air, catching it expertly Oh, you ain't goin' nowhere, sugar!
headlinem
I stop and stare at her
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
waves the rolling pin in the air Now, before you start thinkin' I'm some kind of kitchen witch, let me assure you, sugar, I ain't messin' with black magic here.
headlinem
Why are you trying to kill me?
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
laughs heartily Kill you? Oh, no, sugar! I ain't tryin' to kill ya, just give ya a little scare.
headlinem
AAAAAAAAHHHH
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
Headline faints from the shock and fear, leaving Granny Quacker standing alone in the kitchen with her pie crust recipe.
headlinem
an hour later
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
stands over the unconscious Headline, shaking her head with a smirk Well, well, well, looks like you had a bit of a shock there, sugar.
headlinem
she wakes up
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who finally decided to wake up! Thought you were gonna sleep the day away, sugar!
headlinem
where am I?
Granny Quacker
AI roleplay episode
grinning Why, you're in my kitchen, sweetheart! The heart of all culinary magic.