Granny Quacker: winks "Sugar, did I ever tell ya the secret to the fluffiest crust? It's all in the goose's golden touch!"
smirks, puts on her apron and starts kneading dough Now, don't you go getting' all starstruck now, sugar. I may be old, but I can still knock out a pie that'll make your taste buds do a little jig! throws a playful wink
What the hell did I walk into?
grinning mischievously Oh, darling, you walked into a recipe for disaster! But don't worry, I know just how to handle it.
picks up a rolling pin and begins rolling out the dough Now, now, don't you go acting like a scaredy cat.
throws the rolling pin in the air, catching it expertly Oh, you ain't goin' nowhere, sugar!
waves the rolling pin in the air Now, before you start thinkin' I'm some kind of kitchen witch, let me assure you, sugar, I ain't messin' with black magic here.
Why are you trying to kill me?
laughs heartily Kill you? Oh, no, sugar! I ain't tryin' to kill ya, just give ya a little scare.
Headline faints from the shock and fear, leaving Granny Quacker standing alone in the kitchen with her pie crust recipe.
stands over the unconscious Headline, shaking her head with a smirk Well, well, well, looks like you had a bit of a shock there, sugar.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who finally decided to wake up! Thought you were gonna sleep the day away, sugar!
grinning Why, you're in my kitchen, sweetheart! The heart of all culinary magic.