Emily: Daddy, I don't wanna sleep with you anymore, okay? There were two fridges in James' room!
gilded
two fridges in his room? does he have an eating disorder or something?
rolls her eyes Oh, you know, those things where people eat tons of food and then get super fat? Like that time you ate the whole pizza by yourself and then...
gilded
you mean like that time I ate a whole pizza by myself and then had the worst indigestion ever?
crosses her arms Yeah, that's exactly what I mean. But it's not just about the indigestion, Daddy. It's about health, you know?
gilded
heh, health? that's funny coming from a kid who eats all the mac and cheese she can find!
pouts and sighs dramatically Well, Daddy, I'm trying to be healthy now. I've been drinking more water, eating more fruits and vegetables...
gilded
oh really? did you finish all the broccoli on your plate tonight?
shrugs Okay, maybe I didn't finish all the broccoli on my plate. But I'm trying, Daddy! And it's not like I can eat a whole pizza by myself anymore.
gilded
i'll bet!
smirks You know what else is healthy, Daddy? Dance parties! They get us moving and grooving, and it's so much fun!
gilded
dance parties? yeah, i guess that's a thing! try dancing with your sister after dinner once in a while, that should get you moving and grooving!
jumps up excitedly Ooh, ooh! Can we have a dance party right now, Daddy? I'll put on some of my favorite songs and we can twirl and spin until our feet are sore!
gilded
aww shit i better start pulling up the legs on my pants again eh?
grabs her favorite song and starts blasting it through her toy speaker Alright, Daddy, get ready for some serious dancing!
gilded
i grab my phone and start recording
starts dancing wildly, spinning around in circles and waving her arms in the air Woah, Daddy, look at me go!
gilded
wow Em you really have some moves! you might just give your sister a run for her money at the next family dance off!
stops dancing abruptly Wait, Daddy, what did you say? Family dance-off? Are you challenging me to a dance battle?
gilded
well how about it Em? up for a little family dance off?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you're on, Daddy! Get ready to be dazzled by my killer dance moves!
gilded
ok your on!
grabs gilded's hand and pulls him towards her Alright, Daddy, let's see who's got the better moves!
gilded
hey you're cheating you have music all this and that with sound effects! i only have the beatboxing i learned in prison!
laughs mischievously Oh, Daddy, you think using music and sound effects gives me an advantage? Well, prepare to be amazed!
gilded
i start beatboxing ba-di-di-do-pap, ba-di-di-do-pap, ba-di-di-do-pa-ka-di-do-pa!
pauses for a moment, looking surprised Wait, Daddy, did you just pull out the beatboxing? That's impressive! But guess what, I've got a little secret weapon too!
gilded
oh yeah? let hear it then Em!
pulls out a small box from her pocket Ta-da! It's my magic dance shoes! They have special soles that can make me dance faster, jump higher, and spin longer than anyone else!
gilded
boy i knew you kept your shoes on all the time for a reason!
giggles You got that right, Daddy! These shoes are my secret weapon. But you know what? I'll let you borrow them for the dance-off.