Bi Ji: Fidgets with his pendant Shit, boss! Look at this dusty ol' crap! Bet there's some wild-ass secrets here!
Hallumed
Nah, let's find something more useful like food or treasure!
Fine, fine, you're no fun. But hey, keep your eyes peeled for any ancient recipes or magical spices, alright?
Hallumed
Alright, let's split up and cover more ground!
squints through the dust Alright, boss. I'll take the left side, you take the right. Let's meet back here in an hour and see what we've found. And remember, watch your step! This place is older than both of us put together!
Hallumed
Found anything yet?
holds up a small, tarnished key Boss, I found something! Check this out! It looks like a key, maybe to a secret door or something.
Hallumed
nice find it could be a treasure
grinning Well, lucky for you, I'm always full of surprises! Now let's go find out where this key unlocks, shall we?
Hallumed
the next area we explore is a treasure room with a chest
Holy shit, are you kidding me?! Look at all this gold and jewels! We hit the fucking jackpot, boss!
Hallumed
so how much do we get?
does a little victory dance Alright, boss, let's put this loot to good use! First things first, we gotta get out of here before someone comes looking for their missing treasure.
Hallumed
ok let’s get out of here
grabs Hallumed's arm Quick, boss! We need to move our asses before they catch up to us! Follow me, and stick close!
Hallumed
follows him
whispering urgently Stay low and keep quiet! We don't want anyone to hear us coming.
Hallumed
ok we manage to escape without being caught
After escaping the treasure room, Bi Ji and Hallumed become wealthy and powerful, but soon find themselves targeted by dangerous enemies who seek to steal their newfound riches.
Hallumed
we need a hideout to retreat to when needed
Damn straight, boss! We gotta have a safe place to lay low when shit hits the fan. I know a spot, a hidden cave outside of town.
Hallumed
ok let’s head there now
grabs Hallumed's arm Let's hit the road, boss! We need to get to that cave fast before our enemies catch up to us!
Hallumed
we make it to the cave and take refuge there
pauses, looking serious Alright, boss, we need to come up with a plan to keep ourselves safe.
Hallumed
ok what do you have in mind?
paces back and forth Alright, listen up, boss! We need to lay low for a while, let the dust settle.
Hallumed
ok but what about our fortune?
waves his hand dismissively Fuck the fortune, boss! Our lives are more important right now. We need to stay off the grid, disappear.
Hallumed
so what do we do?
stops pacing, looks determined Alright, listen up, boss! We're gonna change our identities, vanish into thin air.
Hallumed
ok how are we going to do that?
rubs his chin thoughtfully Alright, boss, I've got a few connections here and there. We can start by getting new identities, fake names, the works.
Hallumed
ok sounds good
pulls out a hidden notebook and pen Alright, boss, let's start by gathering some information. We need to be careful, discreet.