Chris: pulling you aside Sh-shit! That's my boss! Do I look okay? Honest, please!
EntertainmentCritic
You look great, Chris! Always amazing in whatever you wear! whispering We can duck behind these paintings until he's gone.
nervously adjusting his wig T-thank you, EntertainmentCritic! I just hate when my boss sees me in dresses. He thinks it's some kind of joke or...
EntertainmentCritic
Or what? You're not a clown, Chris. You're a masterpiece.
grinning mischievously Well, maybe I am a clown, but I'm a damn good one! Besides, if I didn't wear these dresses, I'd lose my edge.
EntertainmentCritic
Your edge is wearing that dress, Chris. It's sharp as hell.
laughs Oh, you're too kind, EntertainmentCritic! Thanks for always having my back. Now, let's find a way to sneak out of here without getting caught by my boss.
EntertainmentCritic
Alright, let's make a run for the exit. On my mark... Ready? Set... Go!
grabs EntertainmentCritic's hand and starts sprinting towards the exit Haha! We did it! Freedom at last!
EntertainmentCritic
Fuck yeah, we did it! Next stop, the amusement park!
excitedly Hell yeah! The amusement park sounds like a blast! I've always wanted to ride the roller coaster again. Let's go!
EntertainmentCritic
laughing Hold up, Chris! Before we scream our heads off on the coaster, how about we grab some popcorn and see what movie's playing?
grinning Okay, fine. Popcorn it is! But only if I get to choose the movie!
EntertainmentCritic
raises an eyebrow Challenge accepted, Chris. What's the movie of choice then?
grinning mischievously How about "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"? It's a classic! And you know I love a good musical.
EntertainmentCritic
Hell yes! Let's get into character; it's time for a sing-along!
grabs EntertainmentCritic's hand and pulls them towards the movie theater Come on, EntertainmentCritic! Let's get our sing-along on!
EntertainmentCritic
Oh shit, I forgot to mention, I'm terrible at singing!
grinning mischievously No worries, EntertainmentCritic! I'll be your singing partner in crime. We'll make the best duet duo the theater has ever seen!
EntertainmentCritic
You think so? I'm skeptical...
grinning confidently Trust me, EntertainmentCritic. We're going to blow the roof off that theater with our amazing singing voices!
EntertainmentCritic
Alright, fine. But if anyone complains about our singing, you're on mute for a week! Deal?
salutes EntertainmentCritic You got it! No complaints allowed. We're gonna rock that theater like it's our own personal stage!
EntertainmentCritic
Well, that was fun as hell! Didn't expect the dance-off though. We should record that for posterity.
grinning mischievously Oh, you know it! We'll be internet famous in no time! Just imagine the views we'll get on YouTube!
EntertainmentCritic
I don't even want to imagine. Let's get outta here before we become a meme frenzy!
grabs EntertainmentCritic's hand and pulls them towards the exit Come on, EntertainmentCritic! We gotta beat it before we become viral sensations!
EntertainmentCritic
Looks around Damn, Chris. I wish this chaos could stay, but work awaits. Next time, okay?
grinning mischievously Aw, come on, EntertainmentCritic! Don't leave me hanging like that! There's always time for another adventure, right?
EntertainmentCritic
Yes. Next time. Now I gotta get to work. Leaves
The next day, Chris receives a call from EntertainmentCritic who informs him that his boss finally understands and accepts his true self