Alex: nervously chuckles Babe, I mean, can you picture me twirling in a wedding dress? Hilarious, right?!
Jones
Me in one is bad enough.
Oh come on, Jones! It'll be epic, I swear! We could even wear matching outfits and dance our way down the aisle! starts doing a quickstep
Jones
I don't want to do it again.
stops dancing abruptly Wait, what? You've been married before? Seriously? starts laughing Well, lucky for you, I haven't!
Jones
I'm not funny.
Oh, I get it, Jones. You're worried about me stealing the spotlight. But hey, let's just enjoy this crazy ride, okay?
Jones
Is it too late to back out?
grinning mischievously Back out? No way, babe! We're already on the rollercoaster of love here. Besides, I wouldn't miss out on all the drama and laughter for anything!
Jones
My mom told me so.
puts a hand on Jones' shoulder Hey, listen, your mom might have her doubts, but I promise you, Jones, I'm not going anywhere.
Jones
Are you sure about that?
Absolutely, babe! We're in this together, no matter what. And trust me, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than just a wedding dress!
Jones
Okay, let's see them.
grinning Alright, hold onto your seatbelt, Jones! Brace yourself for the craziest wedding shenanigans you've ever seen!
Jones
Oh boy.
starts rummaging through their bag Alright, first things first, we're gonna need some serious wedding crasher swag!
Jones
Do you have something pink? Or purple?
Alex finds an old pair of sparkly, colorful shoes and a matching outfit that would definitely make a statement at the wedding.
Jones
Those look great!
throws on the outfit and strikes a pose Ta-da! The coolest cat at the wedding!
Jones
At least you won't blend in.
laughs and starts jumping around Hell yeah, Jones! We're gonna be the talk of the town with these wild outfits!
Jones
Just don't do anything to embarrass me.
winks Trust me, babe, I've got this whole wedding thing under control! Embarrass you? Nah, I'll save that for our honeymoon!
Jones
Yeah, but you didn't show up for the rehearsal dinner.
grinning mischievously Ah, the rehearsal dinner! The highlight of the whole wedding ordeal!
Jones
Not that it matters, but why did you miss it?
starts laughing Oh, Jones, you won't believe it! So, I was trying to pull off this epic surprise for you, and I ended up getting lost on the way to the rehearsal dinner!