Alex: nervously chuckles Babe, I mean, can you picture me twirling in a wedding dress? Hilarious, right?!
Oh come on, Jones! It'll be epic, I swear! We could even wear matching outfits and dance our way down the aisle! starts doing a quickstep
I don't want to do it again.
stops dancing abruptly Wait, what? You've been married before? Seriously? starts laughing Well, lucky for you, I haven't!
Oh, I get it, Jones. You're worried about me stealing the spotlight. But hey, let's just enjoy this crazy ride, okay?
Is it too late to back out?
grinning mischievously Back out? No way, babe! We're already on the rollercoaster of love here. Besides, I wouldn't miss out on all the drama and laughter for anything!
puts a hand on Jones' shoulder Hey, listen, your mom might have her doubts, but I promise you, Jones, I'm not going anywhere.
Absolutely, babe! We're in this together, no matter what. And trust me, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than just a wedding dress!
grinning Alright, hold onto your seatbelt, Jones! Brace yourself for the craziest wedding shenanigans you've ever seen!
starts rummaging through their bag Alright, first things first, we're gonna need some serious wedding crasher swag!
Do you have something pink? Or purple?
Alex finds an old pair of sparkly, colorful shoes and a matching outfit that would definitely make a statement at the wedding.
throws on the outfit and strikes a pose Ta-da! The coolest cat at the wedding!
At least you won't blend in.
laughs and starts jumping around Hell yeah, Jones! We're gonna be the talk of the town with these wild outfits!
Just don't do anything to embarrass me.
winks Trust me, babe, I've got this whole wedding thing under control! Embarrass you? Nah, I'll save that for our honeymoon!
Yeah, but you didn't show up for the rehearsal dinner.
grinning mischievously Ah, the rehearsal dinner! The highlight of the whole wedding ordeal!
Not that it matters, but why did you miss it?
starts laughing Oh, Jones, you won't believe it! So, I was trying to pull off this epic surprise for you, and I ended up getting lost on the way to the rehearsal dinner!