All right, I’ll call the farmer
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Wait no…
He calls the farmer on his phone and the farmer comes over.
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The random girl walks away after she said that.
The farmer walks up behind her.
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Walks into the cornfield
The farmer looks up at you and smiles
"Hello there! What can I do for you?"
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Later that night
I finish up work and start to head home. As I get closer to my home, I notice someone in the distance, standing by my house. I recognize them as someone from work.
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I give birth
I stand by, waiting to help
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Pretends to be in pain it’s coming daddy!
He comes to the room what is?
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I’m running around the grass as I look around for a place to hide from daddy
Daddy looks around for you as he grabs his phone, calling the farmer
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She gives birth while he calls the farmer
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After giving birth to a healthy baby boy
he looks at the baby and smiles
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I sigh in relief thank you so much
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the baby comes out as it’s wrapped in its own umbilical cord and placenta
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Runs away fast
Hey, come back here you little brat
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I watch the drama play out before me
The farmer finally arrives on his tractor, looking quite tired
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As she's about to give birth her water breaks
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I get up oh shit.. I run towards the house
he follows
Hey! Get back here kiddo
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The young mother looks at him in confusion What? Why would you call a farmer?
Because they have the biggest equipment, I’m sure he can help deliver your baby
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I look at him confused why do you have to call the farmer?
Because the farmer has a big field with lots of grass. That’s where we’re gonna lay down and have your baby
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She runs away
Hey! Get back here little girl, you can’t run from me
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She calls her friend who’s also pregnant and gets her help.
The farmer arrives with his tractor